Phil talks with Jay Santos about the French train terrorist stopped by three young Yanks and how the Citizens Auxiliary Police isn't getting any love. Later, a sex site that Larry Grover belongs to gets hacked... It's a site for straight guys who don't want to cheat on wives or girlfriends, so they get with other guys... "in a straight way."

As you know, Time Warner is providing us with a hell of a time, so we don't have a new show for you today. Fortunately, we do have something good instead. It's the "Best of 1994" CD in its entirety! Enjoy.

Harvey Weirman tries his hand at a new segment, Sports Flashback, with not much better results than his News Break segment. While Phil interviews Bobbie Dooley about the Jenners, Steve Dooley's Tiki Dance rehearsal somehow sets off a pile of fireworks nearby. Finally, while investigating people with Ashley Madison accounts, Jay Santos and his Citizens Auxiliary Police sub commanders raid a party being thrown by youth minister Dave Castorini!

Phil talks to RC Collins of Bradley Military Academy about the Army's first two female Rangers. And Dean Wheeler's song "Go With It" is given the Wes Hurlford treatment...as in he gives it the lyrics to "There's A Midget."

Dr. Elcott hosts another episode of “Elcott-The Next Step” with his guest Gaba Lapit. But the doc quickly runs afoul of the Overlords and is leveled at molecular and atomic stages. An Elcott teamster takes over the show and that isn’t any better.