It's Country USA with Gene Gebell, live from Music City, USA as Gene plays country music's biggest hits and talks about having his face beat in and bones broken by country music's biggest stars!

Harvey Weirman's Newsbreak got off to a shaky start. Then Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills is angry that someone dropped a note in the "Ted" suggestion box saying "monkeys have the mental capacity to cook." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police fills everyone in on a new auxiliary force in "the worlds largest meth lab," Alaska. It's the Igloo Community Eskimo Patrol. And Gloria Grover witnesses an Ed Elcott accident with a penis pump.

Pastor William Rennick rails against the dancing and mugging baby fad in commercials. Doug Dannger reviews the doc "The 50 Scariest Movies You've Never Seen" and weighs in on whether or not elves belong in science fiction. And Steve Bosell tries to put the whole "Caitlyn Jenner thing" in perspective while sitting at his pond.

As a way of countering Bruce-now-Caitlyn Jenner's publicity, Steve Bosell is having a "Lift-Off" and a "Squat-Off" at the Pedigrew Family Gym to show that he and his friends are still ALL men. Don Micksa revisits his guest hosting the Saturday BSP show.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley return to work out a marital problem. Bobbie, it seems, posted pictures on Twitter of Steve and Bobbie's brother Daryl trying to launch a boat last year onto Buttner Lake and getting two trucks buried in the process.

Engineering Professor Don Micksa guest hosts and addresses a few members of the media on the topic of his chronic bad breath. Don just doesn't see the big deal and is more concerned with a student of his who chooses to smell his own fingers than deal with Don's breath.

Vernon Dozier and Jeff Dowdder get into some obscure sports debate that ends with Vernon ready to kill, as usual. David G. Hall continues the discussion on why the Mike Ohoai Hawaiian Time Show the other night blew so hard, and animal expert Dr. William Brown, who also despises animals, discusses a shark sighting off the California coast.