Tom Cattan makes a return with his Health Wagon, which includes a "flush" that's got the General walking bow-legged. And Paul "Tubby" Lane, the NASCAR enthusiast who can't take speeds higher than 40 MPH, nonetheless considers himself a badass at Sega and demonstrates it for the panel.

Phil has other work obligations today, so we're featuring an encore of famed vampire hunter AND killer, Dr. Arthur Barn, who guest hosts with a dramatic lecture on vampire history, his kills, and a phone call from a vampire currently being hunted. Plus some of the doctor's former students check in.

It's Kenny Slag's Principals of Abundance again...only this time Kenny has set up "sub camps" where people will be "more comfortable."

Phil and the gang talk about the Battle of the Little Big Horn with self-described "Native American expert" Deane Wheeler, as he drives himself and Emerelda home from one of her gigs. Also Dr. Jim Sadler tries to weigh in on the story of murderer John List, but is once again laughed off the air by the panel because he's getting his feelings hurt.

Dr. Ed Elcott, on to celebrate a special ELCOTT anniversary...or "reverse-ary" as they call them...has suffered a bizarre allergic reaction of some kind. And Bobbie Dooley and Margaret Grey throw down...again...

It's Phil's last day on set today for USA's "Playing House", so we're featuring a couple of classic clips for today's podcast. Justin wants the words “Under God” removed from the pledge of Allegiance, because he believes young kids these days are not religious. And then it's Vernon Dozier, who recently lost two adopted children because he left them in a hot car with the windows rolled up. He claims he was just trying to keep them away from perverts!

Phil's on set today for USA's "Playing House", so we're bringing you a special encore episode for today's podcast from October 2014. Chris Norton fills in for August Selsen on the "August Selsen Sexual Exploration Hour". He brings on his buddies Justin Butterman and Dave Cavenan, who has a slight problem that threatens his friendship with the guys.