Ted and Steve butcher up week 2 action with their mangled call of Denver at New York Giants.

Vernon Dozier and Raj Feneen debated not just Syria but 'the way of the camel' versus 'the way of International Harvester...' Meanwhile Raj claims his son Todd wept and bitterly complained that he was put through something horrible by seeing the Chargers get waxed at home against Houston last week. Lloyd Bonafide talked with Phil about a camping/fishing trip he was on in the Angeles National Forest that ended with him single-handedly putting out a growing brush fire started by Lloyd and his friends smoking weed and flipping the roaches into the dry grass....Jay Santos called later to tell Phil and Lloyd that the area where the fire had been was gradually "repopulating" with wildlife...not naturally but because Jay bought some squirrels and was now transporting them there...

Justin McElroy, high school senior, talked with Phil about the "Golden Ratio" or "Triangle," a series of measurements into which the human face must fit in order for it to be considered traditionally handsome or attractive. Justin and his classmates took it a step further, drawing the triangle on the crotch and bottom of some girls pants and then having the girls seat themselves....in order to see if the guys faces fit... Bob Green came on the show to talk about Facebook and the disservice its doing its users by not demanding people use actual pictures of themselves for their profile pics and not dogs or pics of elf queens... When a girl suggested to Bob he send a picture of his penis to her, he said "Okay, standby for Bob Jr," and texted a photograph of money.

Tonight on the anniversary of 9/11 Jay Santos, a member of 9/11 Truth, stumbled his way through history. Don Berman talked to Phil about his new reality show "Being Don." Larry Grover and Jack Armstrong had a hard time keeping a lid on their respective emotions as Phil questioned them on Obama and Putin and the Syria topic... Phil had more roundabout TRN gossip including news that an ex-anchor who was fired from the all-news format was called tonight and offered a job back with the company. He turned it down since he heard people are not getting paid there... Its tough to feel good about someone getting their ass kicked in like that...no matter how dumb they are...

Phil discussed the future of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise with Margaret saying Johnny Depp is still a "wonderfully viable actor" and Doug Dannger saying that Johnny's best days "have come and gone." Dr. Jim Sadler demonstrated a kind of "aerobic yoga" that enabled one to "touch your own backside with your nose." But in so doing it sounded to Phil that Dr. Sadler was undergoing "the tortures of Torquemada." Also Ted Bell and Steve Bosell came on to promo their "Almost NFL game of the Week." Ted told Steve that if he was going to do color commentary he was going to have to "man up and not sit near a pond with your little friends the crickets to chill out.....jesus."

Tonight it was Larry Grover discussing what a mess George Zimmerman is and Deanne Wheeler advocates on behalf of little people...and makes a mess of it..... Phil also expounded during the pre-show on the demise of TRN, his former syndicator.