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The last of our third shift shows saw Phil talking briefly with David G. Hall about an article Phil read from Variety on how radio is "digging its own grave" by not being culturally aware. David once again did not want Phil speaking badly about radio because it reflects on David and his ability to get someone else to buy a round of drinks at radio conventions. Frank Grey came on to try and explain why it is the San Francisco Giant colors of orange and black represent the walking dead. And Father James McQuarters doesn't want anyone getting any bright ideas about the Wallenda Grand Canyon walk, thinking God will just send your ass though any stunt, no matter the danger, all safe and squeaky clean.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley called from Bass Lake, California aboard their speed boat as they were tearing ass all over the lake in the dark. Their little "safety excursion" ended when Steve accidentally took out a floating outhouse that the town sheriff, Hessler Nutenberg, had set down in to take a dump, leaving Bobbie with the anchor chain wrapped around her neck. Dr. Ron Tarner discussed his fervent desire with Phil that UFO's exist as alien craft because he wants them to destroy mankind. Dr. Tarner is frustrated by the stupidity of UFO fanatics and wants them to be proven right so that the aliens that do exist wind up eating everyone and leaving Earth a barren plant. RC Collins and Cadet Watson checked in on the discussion and assured Phil's listeners that they would stand against alien invasion and that Watson would "rip the heads off the Martians and crap down their necks."

Tonight Doug Dannger, David G. Hall and Harvey Weirman discussed whether Doug should bring his act up to speed and instead of 'calling himself a gay man and gay journalist,' call himself a 'LGBT man and LGBT journalist.' Professor Emory Clayton was Phil's guest on the Paula Dean issue. Ms. Dean is alleged to have used the n-word while operating a restaurant. Clayton wanted to get a speech professor on to analyze the "plosive sound made by whites when they say 'boy' but instead Bud booked Warren Benmen, a man who has undergone speech therapy after falling from a broadcast tower and 'hitting every girder on the way down.

Dave Oliva checked in with Phil and the crew to report on a recent trip he took to "Cananada." He said there were lots of cops at baggage claim checking for drugs using drug sniffing dogs. "The cop dogs was sniffing the bags. But that meant all the bags including the one between your legs." With the dogs nose shoved into Dave's crotch he claimed the cop told him to stand there and "take it." Art Griego commented on a new investigation into the crash of TWA Flight 800 in 1996 while he was helping to host a graduation party for his son. Art got into it with one kid who came back for his 30th microwaved egg-roll, telling the kid "No more egg roll, no more taquitos, no more nothing for you!" as the line went dead. Don Berman from Channel 19 news reported on game four of the Stanley Cup playoffs, using a newsroom intern pretending to be Brent Seabrook of the Chicago Blackhawks as an interview subject....

It was Herb Sewell on the firing of three Atlanta disc jockeys for mocking a man with Lou Gehrig's Disease, agreeing with Phil that they are sociopaths but otherwise probably good guys. Ted Bell came on to tell Phil's audience he was now serving "Steak Shapiro" named after one of the fired dj's. Meanwhile Ted got frustrated with David G. Halls car alarm going off in his parking lot so he went outside and blew up a couple of cars that belonged to his valets (Naturally he can't blow up David's car since he's a good customer). Margaret Grey sang "Get This Party Started" because she found out Herb is hot for Pink. David G. Hall called in as he and his new girlfriend/fiance Daphne pulled up to a Winchell's with Daphne half way out of the car before it can come to a full stop...