Phil discusses a large floating head found in New York harbor this week and in the process kicks Bud out of the studio when he starts making "head" jokes and then refers to Roberts "thick lips." Harvey Weirman weighed in on the early career of actor Edward Norton and his supposed discovery in New York by agent Shorty Weisback. Weirman got into what he said was Nortons ability to "reach out ajnd strangle anyone with one hand." Margaret also tries strangling Bud, not for the first time. Plus Karen Deauville calls in along with her brother-in-law Jerry to talk with Phil about actor Edward Norton and a "buzz" that Jerry said he saw in Parade magazine claiming Norton has enough strength in one hand to perform "the Vulcan pinch," similar to the so-called death grip used by the character Spock in Star Trek. Also Dr. Ron Tarner on the lunar eclipse and Doug Dannger too.

Tonight Phil had Don Berman on to talk about AJ Clemente, the sports anchor that dropped the "F" bomb on his first broadcast. Don didn't think it was fair that the kid got a shot on Letterman for having a foul mouth while Don has won the Women Voters League Penmanship award 3 years running "and no one cares if I drop off the end of the earth tomorrow." David G. Hall calls from the car while he's out cruising with Irene, his new girlfriend and gets into it with Phil over why he isn't out doing actual work. Other marvelousness...

Phil tries to explain a variety of things to the crew....Unfortunately, at present, we don't seem to have any memory of it.

Harvey Weirman and Frank Grey debated the fine legal point of whether or not Margaret Grey has the right to belch on air. She is a woman after all and as such can handle spicy foods better than a man. So she contends she shouldn't be punished for enjoying a ham, gorgonzola and cheddar on rye with Gulden's mustard before every show. After all, if she isn't allowed to belch she'll "blow her esophagus to bits."