Phil's special guests tonight were Art Griego, who had a hard time breathing after saying the word "vagina and Steve Bosell who got a "Tourette's like reaction" when he tried to say the words "tinkle" or "Tinker Bell." Phil got him to replace Tinker Bell with Taco Bell. "Oh thank God" said Steve. Margaret Grey and Vernon Dozier discuess Vernons recent conversion to Obama in the 2012 election. What changed his mind? The image of Romney being elected and then "sliding on the latex gloves so he can stick his hands down my wife's.....you know."

Robert Green came on the show in the first hour to explain his statement "Tell the lesbians Bob Green is coming and hell follows with me." He said it was simply to state his awareness that there may be a "lesbian cell" operating in his grocery stores and that he won't let it stand... Margaret Grey talked about the need to "gut like a fish" American corporations that move overseas and Mavis came on to actually sing a song she wrote about "gutting" American companies, sung to the tune of the Hokey Pokey" called "Gut 'Em Like A Fish."

Ted Bell, feeling maligned and taken advantage of, ripped into Phil tonight for calling for some information and not offering to throw in a free commercial for Ted's Of Beverly Hills. Ted then used as his excuse for the meltdown some story about him being blackmailed by a former Army buddy who he claims he had a gay affair with. Then, after Bud spilled the beans, Ted turned the whole thing on its head and told everyone he was kidding, that he's seen a movie called "Advise and Consent" the night before with a similar plot development. Steve Bosell was brought on the show to tell about the night he went dancing with his male friends, even slow dancing, but was thinking about his wife April all night." Frank Grey's gender confusion was in overdrive as he talked about Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas and his dear friend George Reeves whose scenes in "From Here To Eternity" were cut down considerably. "She was one of a kind and to cut her out of that 'from here to hell and back' or whatever it was a called was a great disservice to her.

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