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Phil and the crew brought on Bobbie and Steve tonight to talk about a domestic violence episode involving a prominent San Francisco political figure. Bobbie described something called "acceptable parameter" which is a bit of face slapping or punching that the wife receives from the husband IF she pre-agrees to it. We also talked with Frank Grey about whether, like the words "Sino" and "Russo" being used for the countries China and Russia, there is the word "Jappo" for Japan. Phil vehemently denied the word existed. But Frank was pretty sure "Jappo" was the Marx brother that was married to Barbara Marx before she met Frank Sinatra.

Tonight Phil and the crew discussed the Jerry Sandusky case in advance of Sandusky being sentenced today. Vernon Dozier talked about the real culprit being Paterno. "You know full well he's in heaven and I'll probably go to hell for the things I've done. And I'll be down there in a pot of boiling oil or however they do it looking up at him talking about some of the great Penn State games with God." Phil talked with Bud and Robert about the New York Jets and explained, in his view, why Mark Sanchez isn't playing well: the coach. Margaret opined that if Rex Ryan was still sniffing his wife's feet it probably weighs on the teams morale and confidence. "Think of how Brett Favre's teammates reacted when they heard he sent a picture of his genitalia to a strange woman. They must have had second thoughts about catching a ball thrown by him."

Tonight Phil talked with Steve Bosell about his fear of needles and how he overcame it. He said he just "butched up and went into the doctors office ansd right when they were going to give me the needle I held my breath and repeated 'it's gonna be okay, it's gonna be okay...'" Later Steve got queasy when Margaret talked about her...monthly issues...and when Bud suggested a 'nice corned beef sandwich' to settle his stomach he puked... Dean Wheeler joined the show briefly to talk about a Native American sweat lodge ceremoney that will "sweat the triviality out of you.'  Frank Grey came on and talked about the old "The Shadow" radio show in which, Frank claimed, the Shadow would look in bedroom windows to 'know what's in the heart and the mind" and then masturbate...

Phil, Margaret and Robert were joined by Pastor William Rennick and his wife Clara to talk about monitoring school lunches and the way in which Phil sounded "panicked and lady-like" when he announced Turkey was shelling Syria over a border incident. Pastor Rennick insisted that Phil 'shrieked like a lady that's seen a mouse."  Margaret meanwhile tried to explain to Phil what was going on with school lunches. Saying there was not only "surprise meat" being served in school cafeterias but "surprise pie, surprise dip and the surprise the cafeteria lady gives you later" Margaret went on to tell Phil that she demands her son eat every morsel from his plate or "by God I'll make you lick it clean." When Bud yelled out "that's what's she said" Margaret dropped him and threw him outside, telling Robert to "throw a bucket of water on him."

Phil talked about tonights debate with Bobbie Dooley who was more concerned with the fact Obama and Romney appeared to be standing in the same place on the stage when seen from the front or back on TV...but were looking in opposite directions when addressing Jim Lehrer, the moderator..... A caller, Charlie, debated Karen Deauville's brother Jerry on the topic of who would make a better president. Jerry was more interested in the fact there was still a Malibu Gran Prix open near him... Also General Gaylen Shaw and Jeff Dowdder called in. Jeff wanted to straighten Bud out on who won the Civil war. It wasn't that Bud didn't know the Union won. He just didn't know whether the Union 'was the North or the South.' And when it came time for the South to 'get it's ass kicked for killing Lincoln, did they come North or did we go there?'