Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills is looking to have a tv commercial produced but is worried that his "trademark has been infringed." By watching a local commercial for a barbecue place Ted became attracted to the spokeswoman, a "large gal with a big ass." That goes against everything Ted thinks he represents. He's afraid he's going to want to spend more time at the barbecue place than his own restaurant and eventually produce a tv spot with"the same big assed girls in checkered shirts." RC Collins along with a fellow cadert, only identified as Watson, joined the show to comment on the death of Sage Stallone. RC told Phil that doctors pushing prescription meds illicitly should be reported by "Deepok Choda." Meanwhile Watson kept mumbling about making Micheal Myers, the evil character in the film "Halloween," his "bitch" and was badgering the mess hall staff to make him tater tots.

Tonight, Pastor William Rennick and Father James McQuarters discussed a recent poll showing confidence in religion is at an alltime low. Pastor Rennick tarced it to the Jimmy Swaggart affair which he got all wrong. "My understanding is he was holed up in dirty, dusty motel with a sister that he had tied up, a boy and a white and that the only traffic ngoing in and out of that room for five days was the delivery of 4 chicken dinners and an order of vodka" Margaret Grey was scheduled for a report on Penn State but Frank, her husband was watching some beauty pageant and apparently masturbabting. Dean Wheeler has produced a documentary on right wing media called "The Right Hand of God." He spoke with Phil from a screening party in the Bay Area where his wife was onstage singing. Dean was assaulted during the interview by a guest irritated with Wheeler's hooting at the stage. With his mouth badly swollen, Mr. Wheeler tried to finish the interview by writing his responses to Phil on a notepad and having the bartender read them but that wasn't happening either. With Bruce Batvey, Lloyd Bonafide, Karen Deauville and Frank Grey.

Tonight Raj Feneen and his son Todd talked with Phil about visiting Frazier Foods in Buena Park and a case of corporal punishment gone awry. Bob Green and Raj got into it after Raj was spotted giving his son "the Mother's Hand," a series of backhands across the face, for speaking English instead of Arabic to a family member... Charley LeFountaine came on to update Phil's listeners on how his program to protect kids from predators was going. Last year Charley was on the show to say that a kid that doesn't bathe and eats too much will be unappealing to a predator. He proudly told Phil last night that many of his friends were taking up the idea now and when he car pools the kids to the beach or the park the stink in his car is almost too much to bear....but the kids are safe.

Jimmy Nixon of Senior Awareness, Gloria Grover and Harvey Weirman debate Obamacare and more interestingly whether or not Jimmy's embracing of euthanasia is consistent with the health plan. Larry Grovers busy-body mother called the show to say she'd seen Mr. Nixon on a cable access show called "The Bill Genteel Show" hosted by a noted arch-conservative/neo-Nazi and he was "back-slapping and glad-handing this nazzy sympathizer!" Margeret Grey, while taking a bath and fending off her husband Frank "trying to get a peek" talked to Phil about the lack of interracial couples on tv commercials. "It's what I call the Nat King Colon" said Margaret. "It's the southern head so far up the you-know-what it's wedged in the Nat King Colon.

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The Dooleys were back for part two of their defense of a fertility clinic that refuses to divulge the race of its sperm donors. Bobbie said that Phil making a case for revealing a sperm donors race gave the audience an argument to call in with against Bobbie. "What you've done is created a 'monkey seeing-monkey doing' situation. Dr. Ron Tarner has been teaching high school at a Denver area magnet school and has had to deal with teenage girls sexting their boyfriends, often with graphic pictures. Ron got himself into big-time hot water when he had a "closed door meeting with the schools senior girls" and told them that if they trusted him enough to send him a copy he wouldn't look at it till they were 18. With Lloyd Bonafide, Margaret Grey and Frank Grey...