Larry Grover feels the best way for Romney to counter Obama's support of gay marriage is to get into the "black neighborhoods" where Larry believes there is opposition to gay marriage and "talk straight to the blacks..same with the hispanics too." Margeret Grey joins the roundtable to voice suspicion of Romney's Mormon faith calling it "a religion of bombthrowers." Dean Wheeler came on the line to support President Obama but Grover said Wheeler, while straight, sounded gay and was therefore a de facto gay voice in support. No fair.

Tonight, Dave Gintner, a very proud businessman from Orlando is on to defend the Central Florida city after Men's Health magazine named it the most "porn-obsessed city in America." Gitner told Phil he survived getting the crabs from a prostitute on Church Street and seeing his own mother carted off to a psychiatric hospital so he could proudly tell everyone that he masterbates frequently which proves he doesn't wake up every day "jumping into a blue suit and bible-banging like people thing everyone in Orlando does." Steve Bosell was Phil's guest in the second hour claiming that he was sexually harrassed by a massuese because "she had big ones." Mr. Bosell, due to post-traumatic stress syndrome, was unable to actually say the words "breast" or "boobs" The massuese, a Marylynn Donnelly of Palm Springs, California, told Steve to put his underwear back on when she noticed, under the sheet, he had an erection and that is what Steve claims was her harrassing him. Fucking moron.

Tonight David G. Hall and Dr. Jim Sadler try and talk Phil into exposing the intimate details of a friends tragic suicide. Phil refuses and the hour turns into a harangue by David and Sadler getting deeply offended because Phil told him he sounds "effeminate" Father James McQuarters and Vernon Dozier don't even want to talk about 16 year olds overdosing on pain pills. As far as they're concerned too much time's been wasted on kids and their drug problems already. They want to talk instead about people Skyping their dogs, that is video-calling their dogs to see "how they're doing." Vernon is particularly incensed, calling dogs "the most back-stabbing species in history."

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The show got into climate change for the first time in many a day when Dr. Ron Tarner, attending a testimonial dinner for a retiring colleague, poo-poo's a report that the rate glaciers are melting on Greenland is slowing. Dr. Tarner didn't like the idea of having to cite climate change science for a "bunch of dumbbells" and really didn't like RC Collins asking him to get Stephen Hawking's autograph. The release of a some of the materials recovered in the Bin Laden compound occasioned a panel discussion with Bobbie Dooley (talking about a Horatio Sanz video with orgasm/waterboarding jokes) Margeret Grey (who sang "I Wish You Love" with an explosion sound effect) and the hearing impaired Debbie Daily (who also sang and better than Margeret).

Tonight Robert Green from Frazier Foods discusses an employee with Phil that he had to suspend without pay. Bob had watched "Scream" the night before with his girlfriend and when he came to work the next day he was talking about it with his workers. When one of them brought up the Sotheby's auction of the painting "The Scream" upon which the killer in the movie "Scream" based his mask, Bob thought it was the other way around; that the painting was based on the movie. His employee gave him a look and Bob confronted her for that and pointing out that his "hair system (toupee) had slippage." With David G. Hall.

Brad Rivkind talks with Phil about his personal trainer business and if that fails his cinnamon bun concession in some of the Las Vegas shopping malls. Rivkind sizes up people as they come through the door for training. If they are "cb" (corduroy burn...meaning the pants rubbing together at the thigh) he sends them directly to his cinnamon bun stand. "It helps balance my business interests." Caller Randy Bingham, a former client of Brad's, called as did Dr. Jim Sadler. Margaret Grey, Frank Grey, Curt Queedy and Guy Barton discuss the Bin Laden killing one year later.

Bobbie Dooley, Larry Grover and Corrine Grover, Larry's mom, talk about Obama and the first anniversary of the killing of Bin Laden. Bobbie, as an Obama supporter, says the Republicans will have to suck on Obama being "the guy that puilled the trigger." Larry finds that appraisal "sadistic." Meanwhile Mrs Grover claims Larry uses a racial slur in talking about Obama and Larry denies it. Also Harvey Weirman and RC Collins engage in a discussion about Nadya Suleman, the so-called "Octo-Mom" and her prospects now that she's declared bankruptcy. Naturally, with Harvey and RC, there are insults, baiting, threats of violence and then, at the end, Harvey going through the phone line to exact some sick revenge on young Mr. Collins.

Bobbie Dooley tells Phil that the anniversary of the "neutralizing" of Osama Bin Laden will be "Obama's party" and the Republicans will just have to "suck on it." Vernon Dozier returns with Brett Buford, the father of a student that complained Vernon was insulting people that contributed to the George Zimmerman defense fund. Vernon and Buford traded insults, baited each other and basically got nothing accomplished through the entire hour... Margaret Grey and Frank Grey check in from the airport to tell Phil about "a wonderful, rustic winery up there near where you go to that ranch." They tell Phil it's called "The Burned Out Clutter Home," named after the family murdered in Kansas and the subjects of Capote's "In Cold Blood." Phil swears he'll never buy a bottle of wine from them as long as they have that name. Frank gets indignant. "You don't know who you're messing with." With General Gaylan Shaw...

Vernon Dozier almost has a stroke tonight explaining the indignation of having to hear the father of one of his students compare him to Forrest Gump... Bob Green tries to the see the bright side of a proposed Egyptian law that would allow a man to have sex with the body of his dead wife up to six hours after she's gone. Don Berman returns to the show with "Mr. Dean" who apologizes to Phil for his repeated use of the espresso machine the other night. With Debbie Daily, Margaret Grey and Justin McElroy.