Pastor William Rennick was Phil's very special guest as he talked about whether stay-at-home mom's do actual work or are more self-employed and this can knock off anytime they want. Pasor rennick contended that stay-at-homemom's have it easier than women who work in a job because they can "take a break, let the baby sit there in a diaper full of doo and have a nougat." The pastor also said that if a stay-at-home mom got sick to death of it "she could lift the kid above her head like a soccer ball and pitch it off a bridge." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police had safety tips for surviving a tornando "based on many hours of sitting relaxed and watching film of tornadoes" Jay concluded that if you see a tornado "don't do anything. There's a fifty-fifty chance it'll blow right by you." Debbie Daley, the world's only hearing-impaired radio host, came on to tell Phil that, as a child, she survived a tornando the same way Judy Garland did in the Wizard of Oz; it picked up a house and then dropped it with her in it.

Bob Green may have slapped a female employee on the ass but, according to him, that's nothing compared to calling the North Koreans a bunch of "bowl haircuts" for screwing up their missile launch. Bob Green's first wife had a younger brother she could order to do her bidding and it scared hell out of him. Later it's Dr. Jim Sadler who is sympathetic to John Edwards plight. If your wife finds out you are having an affair and she's anything like Bob's first wife, there could be trouble. Bob's wife would "order her idiot younger brother to tamper with my brakes. She could order him out in the middle of the night to seek out and strangle her enemies," warned Bob. With Roy Biskey and Clara Bingham...

A free-wheeling discussion of the George Zimmerman arrest took place tonight with first Dean Wheeler saying Zimmerman is guilty as sin and the Larry Grover bringing his Conservatives of Kern County opinion to the table and finally Margaret Grey and Frank Grey imploring Phil to drop the topic altogether with Margaret wailing along in the background every time Phil continues with the topic.

Starting things out was another visit from news anchor Don Berman who told Phil he was denied permission by channel 19 to air his editorial opinion about George Zimmerman; that he shot Trayvon Martin because of "Hispanic Rage." At a recent homeowners meeting in Western Estates, Bobbie Dooley stopped the proceedings to ask the rhetorical question, "Who did Charles Manson kill?" The attendees were stunned as "their eyes widened and their jaws drooped" though likely not for the reasons Bobbie thought. As a result Ms. Dooley thinks Manson should be granted parole on Wednesday.

"Best Of" on the radio!

Don Berman from channel 19 news tells Phil that Keih Olbermann throwing coffee cups on the set is not such a terrible thing when you are working in the high stakes world of broadcasting! Don himself threw a coffee cup, a glass and a plate of pie at an assistant just to send the message "you're in the big leagues now!" Bob Green is being sued by a female customer who was "complimented" by Bob on her breast enhancement. "I simply told her she used to have..I mean, I'm sorry I used this terminology...bee-bees on a billiard table and now she's got..they gotta be a firm D."

Vernon Dozier discusses recently released tapes of former New Orleans Saints coach Greg Williams encouraging his players to injure players on opposing teams. While Vernon realizes he's a high school coach there is something about that style of coaching that he wishes he could bring to the high school level. "Instead I got kids bringing apple sauce cake into my locker room that their MAH-MAH's made for them." Chris Norton has started a new mobile entertainment service. He realizes because there is a need for a clean, Christian entertainer for bachelorette parties so Chris decided to hire himself out as a "clean, modest male dancer for bachelorette parties" wearing suits only, such as the suit of an English professor (tweed jacket) or a chef (carrying a giant spoon).

David G. Hall joins the show the first hour to tell Phil they are going to work the show monitor, a content monitor that gives off an alarm if Phil talks about anything too upsetting to the audience. A man who claimed to be a New York City firefighter that rescued people from one of the collapsed towers and then admittted he made the whole thing up so also guests.... Plus Margaret Grey and Warren Benmen.

Don Micksa, a liberal professor from the University of Washington, told Phil that he, Don, was a white man black people could trust since he dated a black girl who was the younger sister of a Black Panther. Don said the best thing to do with George Zimmerman was "to feed him to the Black Panthers so he can be put on trial in one of those "people's tribunals." Later Bobbie Dooley, Margaret Grey, Steve Dooley, Frank Grey and, yes, Don Micksa (who had stopped by the Dooley's for a drink) got into a free for all that touched on Bobbie's ongoing need for closure around the lottery, Margaret's liberal credentials, Frank's gender confusion and Don Micksa's regrets over asking caller to mail him her underwear.

Steve Bosell doesn't drink but that doesn't stop him from pretending he does and pretending he's drunk at a gathering to watch the NCAA basketball championship game......all so he can impress his workers and look manly But things get confused when Steve slaps Cliff Pedigrew's wife on the ass hoping that pretending he's drunk will give him a good excuse. Lloyd Bonafide buys his 8 year old grandson a .22 handgun and proceeds to shoot up his neighbors garage. Bobbie and Steve Dooley try and work through the trauma of being asked whether or not they're buying lottery tickets....like they need the money.