Bob Green, Ted Bell and David G. Hall joined a discussion on the wisdom of abortion as a talk show topic  one week from Valentines Day. All agreed it's a bad idea and that Phil should cool it. Bob Green also brought up Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump's daughter misidentified as Trumps wife by all three idiots and what Bob believed was "evidence of a man"on her mouth during a Piers Morgan interview. Tony Carter, free lance journalist, talked with Phil about a recently surfaced FBI report on Stephen Jobs that was decidedly negative. Tony said that report validated his own belief that Jobs was "the scum of the earth."

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Dr. Jim Sadler, Larry Grover and finallly General Gaylen Shaw debate the Eastwood commercial. Highlights: Dr. Sadler thought Eastwood creeping out of the shadows was menacing, Larry Grover was confused about who to support; Eastwood or the Tea Party and General Shaw thought Sadler and Grover were imbeciles making a big thing out of nothing Bobbie Dooley came on the show to tell Phil she'd been raped and that two, brave, gay men rescued her. And then she said she was "only kidding" and made the whole thing up to help people to an emotional place where "they'd accept gay men as strong."

Herb Sewell, a convicted child molester and now academic researcher, came on the show to comment on a particularly heinous case in Los Angeles with the provision that he got to do an analysis of the Super Bowl. Herb hopes to one day do play by play. The following hour Herb hung around and was joined by Vernon Dozier and Margaret Grey to discuss the Super Bowl, a discussion Vernon and Margaret both found distasteful and infuriating as Herb seemed to know more about footbal than either of them.

Bobbie Dooley advocates for a change in the field sobriety test administered by so many law enforcement agencies. For women with large breasts, like Bobbie, they have to eliminate the balance and equilibrium tests. "We are large up top and have a hard time balancing that. And female cops who are jealous of us will make us do those ones," whined Bobbie. Don Micksa was on the show as well to discuss Susan G. Komen reinstating its grants to Planned Parenthood. Don claims it's because he called them and ordered them to. "I had two girlfriends who got pregnant at the same time. Had they not have been able to have abortions through Planned Parenthood I may have wound up beating the kids to death and it would have been Susan G. Komen's fault."

Doug Dannger, Harvey Weirman and Phil argued and screamed at each other over Doug's forthcoming article in the Orange County Courier about "the rehabilitation of Indianapolis." Doug avoided Phil and Harvey's questions for for 2 hours on why he said that Indianapolis was "a dark and forboding place with hints of black magic and Indian burial grounds." Also with Lloyd Bonafide...

David G. Hall and Dean Wheeler insist that Phil take a stand in the Susan G. Komen/Planned Parenthood controversy. Who does he side with? Pro-choice or pro-life? When Phil says he is pro-choice but also understands Komen's position in stopping funding for Planned Parenthood, Wheeler and Hall lay into Phil calling him gutless. Steve Bosell wants to sue the San Jose Merucry-News for a line in one of their stories about Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. "He is a 27 years old, a college dropout and he has brought Wall Street to it's knees." Steve thinks that line pretty much tells every other man that reads it he's a loser and Zuckerberg has the money to take his wife if he wants to. "Zuckerberg has enough money to make any woman not care how many cameras he's got set up."

Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills came on to defend his restaurants slogan, "We want to put our meat in your mouth," from an increasingly strident chorus of detractors; the religious community and families. Ron Burlingame from San Antonio called the show to say he'd been in LA with his wife and two daughters when he saw a billboard with the slogan on it. "I pulled over and had to collect myself. And then, so my daughters who are 4 and 5 wouldn't know what I was talking about to my wife, I had to use hand signs. I pointed to my mouth and made a gagging sound!" Ted said his slogan wasn't any worse than "Finger lickin' good" (Colonel Sanders) or "Taste the rainbow" (Skittles) which he felt promoted "the gay lifestyle."