Bob Surrah. a retired man in Washington DC, joins our program to talk about being at the Obama town hall meeting and how his feelings and the feelings of others who voted for Obama get hurt when people criticize him. In fact, says Bob, he was personally so hurt by the slamming of Obama he developed a twitch and lost control of his bowels. In the second hour, Margaret Grey, nationally syndicated columnist, talked about Christine O'Donell, the Tea Party candidate for US Senate from Delaware, and her statements about being into Wicca and not lying, even to protect Jews from Hitler! Margaret thinks she's a mess. Margaret also wants middle class women to know that even though she has never experienced economic hard times, she stands in solidarity with them and will start eating at Red Lobster.

Tonight the weirdness of Don parsley, serial bull-shit artist, who claimed to Phil and his audience he has a condition called DPAS, Displaced Paranoia Anxiety Syndrome. That means he has a fear of a certain thing happening so he goes out and pretends that it did happen. He claims thats what the girl in Vancouver, Washington has and that's why she threw acid in her own face and said a black woman did it....because she was afraid a black woman was going to throw acid in her face someday anyway. And that's why Don beat himself in the face with a paperweight, dropped 50 Cent c.d.'s all around, ran over his own hand and threw himself in a ditch covered in grape drink....to make it look like he was set on by a gang of young black hooligans. Later we had Bob Green discussing a Wisconsin DA who, even while prosecuting a man for domestic abuse, was hitting on his girlfriend by way of "sexting." Bob says that honesty is the best policy and that when interviewing a woman for a job he "will tell her if I'm attracted to her so we can get that out in the open and set it over to the side."

Tonight on the Phil Hendrie Show, Herb Sewell, a former inmate at the Atascadero Forensic Hospital, tells Phil it's perfectly normal for a man to want to kill his mother. Herb kicked his wife out of a moving car on the grapevine one night when he "projected" his mother onto her. All perfectly normal. Later it was Jack Armstrong who was exhuberant over an article he wrote for the Huffington Post called "Play Ball.". In it he claims the Tea Party is hypocritical because it supports taxes for football stadiums and not taxes for health care. Jack also proudly told Phil that his article so impressed Stephanie Miller that Stephanie, even though she is now out as a lesbian, told him she wanted some kind of intimacy with him. Jack said he was very moved.

First up, Steve Bosell was crying about some Google employee fired for looking into the private gmail and Google voice accounts of minors. But it turns out Steve monitors his own daughter and her firends when they are on a computer at the Bosell home and he tells Phil "naturally you're going to have a reaction if it's hot and that's normal." Freak. Then David G. Hall is insulted that Craigs List would discontinue its adult services section. That's how David relaxed when he was in some new city. He'd put on ad on Craig's List asking women to come to his hotel and "take care of what I need taken care of." David also said Craig's List in allowing their adult services to be advertised in Canada and not the US was saying that American men are "degenerated, syphilitic, malignant and Dickensian scum not more than two steps up from a London gutter."

"Best Of" on the radio...

Tonight our guests were Insensitive German writer Shoell Heller and Chris Norton. We'll fill in the details later as we've had the Internet go down, if you'll pardon the expression.

Bobbie Dooley discusses her ideas to make America safer, especially in flight. Nerve gas released by the pilot, axes and machetes hidden with the flotation devices and cockpit doors made of iron. Bobbie also and inevitably talks about who's kid gets to survive...her's, the one left at home or yours, the one on the plane. Naturally your kid gets nerve-gassed. Next up Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police tells Phil that the magic words he uses to frisk or 'spread" people are "Turn around, put your hands on your head and shut your pie hole." Jay says that if those words are spoken with "the voice of authority" then the people will do just that and hence give their consent. Jay also says his ace-in-the-hole is that it's suspicious to be out on 9/11 at the mall eating a corn dog.

Margaret Grey, nationally syndicated columnist, is on in a follow-up to her appearance earlier this summer where she claimed to be able to predict the number of traffic fatalities nationally during a given period. Margaret predicted 40,000 for the calendar year of 2009. There were 33,000. She tells Phil that it's Mothers Against Drunk Driving that holds the numbers down by whipping out the snot rag to impress the DOT so they get more funding. Meanwhile, her work with "serial drunk driver Buck Everett" goes unnoticed. Later in the program Dean Wheeler from the Northern California Holistic Center debated Phil on the merits of protesting the Ground Zero mosque as opposed to burning the Koran. Phil and his listeners seemed to agree that the sensitivities involved should be respected on both sides but Dean called Moslems who agreed "Uncle Mohammeds" and said that Arabs are more excitable so naturally they'll be violent if the Koran is burned. Americans have more self-control.