Tuesday, August 17, 2004 Hour 1: RERUN of 2004-04-07 hour three. Hour 2: RERUN of 2004-03-10 hour one. Hour 3: RERUN of 2004-03-09 hour two.

Monday, August 16, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Don Parsley survived Hurricane Charley in Florida. He wants $300K to rebuild a 3000 sq ft house and flip it. He says "I've been through hell, and people get to sit back and have no hell, so I guess it's payback time.". Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, August 13, 2004 Hour 1: Ted Bell. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bob Green is a supermarket manager who is going to Washington to speak out against laws that prohibit him from being a lewd and crude boss.

Thursday, August 12, 2004 Hour 1: Phil starts talking about the Supreme Court overturning gay rights. At 10m Pastor Rennick talks about street racing against some gay guys while trying to see his mistress. SECOND HALF - Art Bell with Gen Jameson looking for little men in the center of Hurricane Charley, sponsored by Cyanide Gum for the post-apocalypse world. Hal and Viola on beating their granddaughter with a rubber hose hoping she'll be like Paris Hilton. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley wants to take her gay sons over to the house of new gay kids in the neighborhood who she thinks are lame. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, August 11, 2004 Hour 1: Jay Santos is on patrol to force stay-at-home-moms to sign a questionnaire about how they feel lounging around at home when other women are having to work. Hour 2: Justin McElroy is with the teen organization 'DON'T ROCK THE VOTE' which tries to tell kids voting is a waste of time. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004 Hour 1: Steve Bosell is suing the Mexican bean industry because that and his mother's milk gave his baby extreme flatulence. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, August 9, 2004 Hour 1: RERUN of 2004-06-24 hour two. Hour 2: RERUN of 2004-07-20 hour one. Hour 3: RERUN of 2004-07-06 hour one.

Friday, August 6, 2004 Hour 1: Ted Bell says there's something wrong with parents who are overeager to teach their kids the facts of life. Hour 2: FIRST HALF - Pastor Rennick comments on the passing of Rick James. He sings "Give It To Me". He comments on Queen and Whoopi Goldberg ripping off Rick James. SECOND HALF - Flashback of 2004-08-05c VDO. Phil on the stock market risks. A caller, David, wants to do an impression of Phil. Hour 3: FIRST HALF - Phil comments on Middle East news. Joe Dickhead's NFL Picks. Chef Carl Chodilia with a lemon meringue recipe. SECOND HALF - Using profanity on the air. Flashback of 2004-08-05b BDO. Art Bell, with Gen Johnson Jameson saying there's absolutely nothing strange going on, and Art says not to listen to him. Sponsored by Peenman Enterprises New Identity. Phil on Jay Leno and the economy.

Thursday, August 5, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley, HOA president, gloats about her active sex life, saying it affects your housing values. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier is a real estate agent who hates 'looky-loos' at open houses, and will throw them out if they ask too many questions about moulding and granite counters.

Wednesday, August 4, 2004 Hour 1: Jay Santos is jealous about his son's inappropriate sexual relationship with his teacher. He's asking people not to talk about Mary Kay Letourneau otherwise he'll ask them to step outside and show some ID; after all, it's trivial and there's a war going on. Flashback of 2004-08-03b MGR. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.