Tuesday, January 13, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Rudy Canoza says Vicente Fox is sticking his finger in George Bush's chest and saying 'You're gonna take these immigrants'. Hour 3: Justin McElroy wrote a column for the school newspaper called 'Just Be My Mom, Not A Piece of Ass'. He's sick of seeing 50 year old moms coming into McDonalds, eating salads, and pretending to be MILFs seeking teenage action.

Monday, January 12, 2004 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley thinks there should be a baby make-over program to deal with ugly babies. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, January 9, 2004 Hour 1: Dumbass of the Year Awards. Hour 2: Dave Oliva thinks cops shouldn't think twice about shooting suspects during a pursuit, and says the Tennessee cops who rescued a carjacked child were "hillbilly cops" who trained on a farm. He says the LAPD would take care of business. He says, "Sometimes you've just got an instinct to start blasting" (19m). Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says her son should be allowed to skip boot camp.

Thursday, January 8, 2004 Hour 1: Ted Bell claims that underage boys who have sex with adult females enjoy it, but our prudish culture trains people to say it's bad. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, January 7, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Peter Oliver says that the sheer hypocrisy of today's women made him turn gay. He wanted to beat the hypocrisy of women, and ended up being arrested once. Peter talks about his stalker-like activities and complains women only want to hang out with tough motorcycle riders. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier, a coach, says God pissed on him and gave him a daughter instead of a son, and he had high hopes for being the dad of a football star.

Tuesday, January 6, 2004 Hour 1: Bob Green claims that the British monarchy killed off Lady Di to protect Arabs from usurping the throne. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, January 5, 2004 Hour 1: Doug Dannger says the movie Cold Mountain's treatment on slavery alludes to the plight of today's gays. Hour 2: Steve Bosell tossed his niece off a roof into a pile of snow just for fun, and she disappeared into the snow. He was inspired by Steve Irwin (the Crocodile Hunter) and Michael Jackson. He tested the drop 25 times with a Betsy Wetsy doll, and later on he saws the doll while talking to a caller. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, December 31, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-05-15 hour one. Star Wars had better be #1 at the box office. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-02-22 hour one. RC didn't cry when he got a tattoo. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-04-04 hour one. RC calling himself a war veteran.

Tuesday, December 30, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-07-10 hour three. Making fun of stuttering kids. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-09-23 hour one. Cigarette butt thrown back into Ted's car. Hour 3: RERUN of parts of 2003-09-05 hour three and 2002-10-01 hour three.

Monday, December 29, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of parts of 2003-12-29 hour one, 2002-09-17 hour one and 2002-09-19 hour three. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-10-15 hour one. Sports talk messes up David's betting strategies. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-11-10 hour two. Bob Green's hair system.