Friday, July 25, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-06-10 hour two. Decorating selves with military medals. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-06-17 hour three. NASCAR courting homosexuals. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-06-16 hour two. Harry Potter promotes devil worship.

Thursday, July 24, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley says that Kobe Bryant buying the woman he cheated on a 4 million dollar ring fixed everything. Hour 2: Chris Norton says Kobe Bryant is a victim because women push theirselves on attractive men all the time, and she probably accused him of rape because he didn't call her the next day after the date. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, July 23, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier looks up to coach Ude Hussein in Iraq and says he wishes he could motivate his quarterback to play harder by putting out a cigarette on his back.

Tuesday, July 22, 2003 Hour 1: Steve Bosell violently pulled his wife out of a rental car because he wasn't going to sit in the passenger seat like an effeminate male. Hour 2: Bob Bakian is a businessman who is mad because Kobe Bryant might not be playing. He had business deals riding on it, and says Vanessa Bryant should ease off and deal with it. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, July 21, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Clara Bingham says Kobe Bryant is innocent, and she tells her middle school students this.

Friday, July 18, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-06-05 hour one. Teaching teenage girls to wax (Part 1). Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-06-05 hour two. Teaching teenage girls to wax (Part 2).

Thursday, July 17, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell says that kids are at risk from online predators because kids won't give their parents their password. Hour 2: Harvey Wireman is a senior who says no one's going to take his drivers license away. says that tests are unconstitutional and if you piss off old people they might get mad and floor it. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: RC Collins is a cadet who says many soldiers are cowards for complaining in the media about their lengthy deployments. he says he would make a better soldier.

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 Hour 1: Austin Amarka is cabinetmaker who removes pornography when he sees it. It disrespects his Christian beliefs. Callers say he's probably obssessed with the items. One of Austin's colleagues sniffed some panties and was able to detect flavored feminine hygiene products. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier has been tormented by his kids summer camp songs. He says he overdrew his bank account by $2000 because the kids were driving him nuts and he couldn't concentrate. For the final segment, Phil plays the Raj Shut Up segment from one year ago (2002-07-10b RFA). Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, July 14, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bob Green's daughter married an Italian, so Bob is keying the cars of people parked at Italian restaurants.