Monday, December 16, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts off talking about ants in is house and the exterminator he called. Larry Grover is on the show to tell Trent Lott should put a Beretta in his mouth and just do the right thing. Phil talks about Santa in Australia has been banned. David G. Hall from the previous week saying he's going to get the small pox vaccine first because he's so powerful. Hour 2: Margaret Gray is all over the news on Sean Penn. He's going to Iraq to see for himself what the situation is there and all Americans should follow his lead. If not, you shouldn't have an opinion on the war. Phil rants about spoiled actors in Hollywood with such attitude and they sound dumb. Hour 3: Steven Bosell sees a failure in the public school system with teachers. His evidence is that his daughter pointed out that he made a poo spot in the snow and feels she now talks like a dockside whore. Phil plays Mannheim Steamroller and says they lie. Johnny Hengle from KHUNG comes on with Christmas tunes.

Friday, December 13, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Dean Wheeler is on to talk about how Peter Pan in Disneyland is scaring Mexicans because they think he's a immigration officer. Hour 2: Larry Grover comes on the program because he's being investigated by police...he doesn't like teens drive their parents' luxury cars...he drives a Chevy Malibu and sleeps on a cot on his mother's porch. Flashback from Thursday, Tony Neil. Hour 3: Eating out in America with Brass Villenheuva – He monitors how much food you put on your plate at the salad bar. If you don't finish your salad, you get half an entree at the same price. Flashback with Jeff Dowder and Steve Bosell.

Thursday, December 12, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Clara Bingham joins the show regarding the Trent Lott story. He's a racist and a cracker and black people are not fooled by his apology. Feature: “What he really said.” A trip to the Oval Office with Trent Lott and Bush. Hour 2: David G. Hall, the vice president of syndication for the Phil Hendrie Show is on to say he's going to get the small pox vaccine before everyone else because he's important. Flashback with Bobbie Dooley saying a blind lady can't sit at her table because she's got no eyes. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier is on to talk about the Kelly Clarkson controversy. Phil talks about the suspension of the Guns N Roses tour and his bad experiences at concerts from older groups. Father Mcquarter comes on to talk about Cardinal Law.

Wednesday, December 11, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts off by going off on some of the Hollywood elite on their attitude toward the U.S. Government after 9/11. Phil play a classic bit from the best of 2002 CD - “plane go boom.” Phil discusses Trent Lott and the like. Hour 2: Chris Norton says for women to go someone's house without a date is pathetic on Christmas day. He's offering his services, he's in high-demand, he's sessy. An episode of The Bob Heverly show. Phil explains the show and plays a bit from Margaret from the best of 2002 CD. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley from the Western Estates Homeowners Association says in order to sit with her and Steve at the table at the Christmas party you must have a certain standing in the community. You can't have cataracts and look strange. A bit from the best of 2002 CD with Jay Santos.

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Tony Neil joins Phil to insert messages in video games to help parents with kids. The problem is the messages are sponsored: “don't smoke, but if you're going to smoke, smoke Camels” Phil is playing too much Madden 2003. Hour 2: R.C. Collins of Bradly Military Academy come on the show – he thinks it's OK for the military to go over to Iraq and commit war crimes against civilians because people like Martin Sheen and Laurence “Bone” signed a petition against the war. Pastor Rennick flashback from last night's show. Hour 3: Phil discusses some news. “Straight talk from Phil Hendrie”where he helps you get your significant other to watch the game with you. “The Bob Heverly Show and a drunken Christmas.” Phil has some road rage.

Monday, December 9, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Things kick off with Robert Green and “Christmas Courier” get's a big laugh that kids write letters to Santa asking for dialysis and the like. Pastor Rennick and his Christmas pageant. Jay Santos from the Citizens Auxiliary Police tries to talk about a ban on Christmas trees but cracks up...Phil (I mean Jay) can hardly get the story out! Hour 2: David G. Hall joins the program to talk about Christmas parties. He thinks people should get drunk at the parties so he can see your wife's breasts. Lloyd Bonified come on to say people with icicle lights on their houses are homosexuals. Hour 3: A guy with a Christmas Tree Lot says a green Christmas Trees are a horrific reminder of the dark ages. Phil rants about United Airlines.

Friday, December 6, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts out talking about WMDs in Iraq. Steve Bosell has a friend at HBO, he spoils the ending of The Sopranos where Paulie Walnuts is from outer-space and Carmella Soprano is a dyke. Bud screws up the Top 10 holiday movies. Hour 2: Margaret Gray reports on Wynona Ryder getting convicted. Vernon Dozier comes on to say President Bush and how he's letting his “Da-Da” influence his decision on Iraq (he cracks up at the end). Jay Santos says Merry Christmas from the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Hour 3: This hour begins with Joe Dickhead's NFL picks. Vernon Dozier and Raj Fahneen join Phil in-studio. Rolland Schwinn from NBC come in to discuss the downfall of NBC.

Thursday, December 5, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Vernon Dozier comes on to say President Bush and how he's letting his “Da-Da” and “Ma Ma” influence his decision on Iraq...Phil/Vernon cracks up. “Da-da, watch me, I go poo in bowl.” Father McQuarter comes on to discuss Islam. Phil talks about United Airlines filing bankruptcy – takes a real call – lady calls him a jackass. Hour 2: Don Burman of Channel 19 News has had two children with interns at his TV station. Flashback from Art Griego where he served in Vietnam (for Canada). Vernon and Raj Fahneen join Phil in-studio. Hour 3: Jeff Dowder joins in to tell us why we're really going to war... “Oil comes from Iraq and Texas too.” R.C. Collins of Bradley Military Academy thinks he's being trained for nothing.

Wednesday, December 4, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Art Griego begins to say he does not like Christmas lights because it's a celebration of dead soldiers coming back from war. Hour 2: Phil talks about making money, reads a list of Saddam Hussein's offenses and takes some calls. Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell and his guest General Johnson Jameson. Hour 3: Bob Green joins the show to discuss grocery check out people are being fazed out so he's offering them jobs as servers at a bachelor party at his house.

Tuesday, December 3, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts out talking about some Christmas programing. Flashback from Yesterday with Dave Oliva. General Johnson Jameson talks to Art Bell about Spielbergs special "Taken" and how he feels he's been raped. Phil talks about pre-war news. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonified takes issue with "wife-beater" t-shirts...anyone lays a hand on his daughter, they will die screaming. Phil decides to punish the audience because the phone calls sucked. Hour 3: Larry Grover joins the show to talk about true love. It's lost for Larry when his soul-mate (who's pregnant) farts in bed, like a pig. R.C. Collins interrupts Phil to ask if you have sex with yourself, does that make you gay?