Monday, September 23, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green refused to allow his supermarket staff to break up a fight between a mother and her child. Phil talks about disciplining his kids. Hour 3: Chris Norton is insisting on rights to visit the kids he fathered at the sperm bank, and if he doesn't get them, he's telling the mothers he's part Mexican, which will make them sue the sperm bank.

Friday, September 20, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-09-05 hour two. Clara's breast augmentation surgery. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley says negative punishment is a bad idea for teenagers, and that parents should reaffirm. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, September 19, 2002 Hour 1: Deb Turner says the 9-11 terrorists just needed the love of their fathers. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide is an elderly man who is frustrated that his wife has to pee a lot on long car trips, and says that 9-11 made her a wimp.

Wednesday, September 18, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Steve Bosell is seeking a restraining order against an Italian neighbor because his Italian mannerisms will scare a lot of people when the new season of Sopranos starts. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler thinks that people who were emotionally scarred by 9-11 were once abused as children. Phil closes talking about a CEO who hosted a lavish birthday party for his wife in Sardinia and is now going to jail.

Tuesday, September 17, 2002 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is cheating on his wife, and he says it's because he's trying to get this girl to stop stripping. His wife is upset. We also find that Vernon sleeps with his wife’s mother and sister. Hour 2: Margaret Gray wants Christopher Reeve to be the first to walk again so that he can scare all the Arabs. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, September 16, 2002 Hour 1: Bob Green threw a woman out of his supermarket who had too many items in line -- he blames her injuries on the customers who raised the complaint about her being in line. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, September 13, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Larry Grover didn't like his mother's reaction to the UN speech after 9-11 and for him that was the tipoff to have her put in a nursing home. Hour 3: Harvey Wireman says that the Middle Eastern men who were stopped in Florida and made a joke about what was coming on 9-13 were making a funny joke.

Thursday, September 12, 2002 Hour 1: Margaret Gray is a journalist who thinks harder questions should have been asked of the President on the 9-11 anniversary. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonafide was offended at women in the supermarket giving out free food samples on 9-11 like Hot Pockets and says it is disrespectful. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, September 11, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 Hour 1: RC Collins wants women to receive special attention on 9-11 because they are probably afraid. He says women under 22 are filet mignon, 22 to 30 are sirloin, and 30 plus are flank steak or stew meat. Harvey Wireman forces RC Collins to kiss the gunner's daughter and describes the process in detail. Caller Julia is worried about the punishment. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley thinks it's ridiculous that the country is under any danger on the 1-year anniversary of 9-11 so they're going to kick back and have one big laugh. Hour 3: Ted Bell is having a 9-11 anniversary fundraiser for charity, but lets on that it will be going to the construction of a tennis court.