Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-17 hour two LGR. Molested by dentist. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-02-11 hour three CBI. Pres. Bush and pop culture. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-02-12 hour one BGR. Lap Dances.

Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-28 hour three AAM. Dont Mess With Texas organization and Enron. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-01-02 hour one TBE. Farting in an expensive sports car. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-01-10 hour one JSA. Can women handle SUVs.

Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-29 hour two BDO. Stupid parents and Enron. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-02-14 hour three DGH. Hammering and Sylvia. Hour 3: RERUN of 2001-11-28 hour one VDO. Aladdin's Arabian Nights soundtrack.

Hour 1: RERUN of 2000-01-10 hour two MGR. Feminine napkin and dog discipline. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-01-31 hour three DFO. Gobblers Knob. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-02-26 hour one DDA. Annoying band.

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Austin Amarka insists that the film A Beautiful Mind contains a Nazi subtext because of a Drudge Report claim that its author, John Nash, is an antisemite. Austin says Ron Howard is a lying motherless bastard. Hour 3: Jay Santos is checking Little League baseball games to make sure people are taking caps off for the National Anthem and is making sure babies feeding on breast milk are hidden under blankets.

Hour 1: Brad Rifkin of Diet Solutions is an obese man who promotes healthy eating by pulling down his pants down and ruining the appetite of people that see him. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Streaming (WMA): Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley was inspired by Rosie O'Donnell and is now encouraging her kids to be gay. Her agenda is mainly safe sex. Hour 2: Bud Dickman performs with Clint Eastwood in a local production of “Fistful Of Dollar” [DJB] Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray's has concern for young boys who were aroused while watching the Grammys [DJB]. Hour 3: (FIRST HALF) Rudy Canoza runs Canoza Security, where all they do is put a security sign on the property. (SECOND HALF) Phil talks about being dropped from an interview with E! during the Grammys; he pretends to break down and cry on the air (30m) and Bud gives him licorice tea which he spits out.

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jim Sadler defends child-killer Andrea Yates saying that mothers have the right under Roe vs. Wade to abort their children even after birth. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Doug Dangger told an annoying band to turn off their music so he and his friend could sip white wine. Doug thinks that because of 9/11, music is now irrelevant. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier says that the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is contributing to his premature sexual problems. When he tries to think of sports to avoid premature ejaculation he thinks of the Swimsuit Issue.