Hour 1: Jay Santos says that a place named Gobblers Knob presents the wrong image for children. Jay will be at Punxsutawney allowing adults in but directing children away. Jay says he was scarred by a prostitute wearing braces giving him oral sex. Phil closes talking about his credit rating and credit card problems. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Margaret Gray talks with Phil about her great gift of inspiration and how it comes to her naturally.

Hour 1: Larry Grover says a woman he was making love to started farting to mock him. Phil tries to explain it was vaginal air and Larry keeps asking if he thinks he's the "big lover". Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is trying to rename Martin Luther King Day 'Marty King Day' at her HOA. She wants to make the holiday more accessible to whites. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Phil talked about Enron, well he talked about the fact he doesnt care about it. Phil played a flashback from Joe Dickhead and the Professor. Phil then talks about George Bush choking on a pretzel and various other embarrassing moments that other presidents had. Like the fact Abraham Lincoln could perform oral on himself and other fictitious traits Phil makes up. Phil raps about life to finish the hour. Hour 2: Not available. Hour 3: Not available.

Hour 1: Not available. Hour 2: Phil plays the actual segment of G. Gordon Liddys show about Steve Bosell because Liddy thought Bosell was a real guy. Phil mocks Liddy incessantly. Bill Everly joins the show to talk about the scrotum tightening device for African Americans to make themselves talk like Art Bell, G Gordon Liddy, Charles Kurault, or Tom Brokaw. Then Phil takes calls for the rest of the hour. Hour 3: Steve Bosell calls in to discuss his newest lawsuit when he and his son Steven Jr were going through a local car wash and he thought the noise of the high pressure air blowers which dry the car was an Al-Qaeda attack. So Steve broke out his back window with a wrench and dragged his son out. Joe DIckhead and the Professor give their NFL picks. The Professor tortures Joe Dickhead with a white hot poker to his ass to get the picks out of him. Phil takes some calls from callers to finish out the show.

Hour One: Jay Santos is on because too many women are driving SUVs. He doesn't think they know how to properly drive an off road vehicle. So he pulls them over and runs them through a off road course which includes jumping a river, with their kids inside the vehicle of course. Then Phil talks about being at a dinner party and calling out a guy for alleging he has a friend in the CIA. Hour Two: Margaret Gray joins the show to say she beat her dog bandit with a fireplace shovel because during a publishing meeting for her new book the dog came in to the room with one of her soiled tampons in its mouth. Its particularly embarrassing because Margaret has an abnormally heavy flow. Jesus. Phil finishes the hour by making fun of G. Gordon Liddy for thinking Steve Bosell is a real guy. Hour Three: Phil talks about the cessna kid's parents being involved in a suicide pact and other morbid topics. Phil takes calls talking about the court case about the hockey coach beating someone to death. Flashback was RC taking calls about him being a spoiled brat by his father. Show log by George Koutsourais

Hour One: Phil talks about how men hate themselves and no men drink real champagne. Phil takes a call from a guy to let him know G. Gordon Liddy was infuriated on his own show about frivolous law suits and began reading all the law suits of Steve Bosell. Apparently fact checking on the G. Gordon Liddy talk show doesn't exist because he thought Steve Bosell was a real guy. Chris Norton comes in the studio to talk about the fact women treat him like a stud mule because his large male member is very apparent through his pleather pants. Chris takes calls from women. Chris then challenges Phil to whip his out and measure it. Hour Two: RC Collins phones in to talk about a DDR 2000 solo video game. It means a lot to RC because his Dad always shows his love to him in monetary ways. Nevermind the fact RC hans't seen his father in 4 years he knows his father loves him. His father provides a strong moral code for him to live by not like his alcoholic whore mother. Flashback to yesterdays show with the angry elderly caller yelling at Steve and Bobbie Dooley while they have sex on the radio. Hour Three: Dave Oliva is on to warn Chelsea Clinton not to go down the "skank road" the Bush twins have. Flashback to Steve Bosell filing a lawsuit about dogs and cats staring at him while he has sex. Phil then makes more fun of G. Gordon Liddy for being such a huge dumb-ass. Another caller tells Phil radio hosts are biting his material and using it on their show. Show log by George Koutsourais

Hour One: Phil talks about how to handle unruly passengers and hijackers while Bud tries to play mood music in the background. Harvey Wireman joins in to talk about his client who was jumped by four passengers during a flight. His client tried to change out the tape for the in flight movie, the stewardess physically blocked him and yelled help after he pushed her. Harvey insists every American on a plane now wants to be a Flight 93 wanna be. Then Phil talks about the death of Wendy's founder Dave Thomas and various awful fast food joints and his kids in school. Hour Two: Phils talks about the Oscars coming up, the radio business, and the lack of lesbian country singers. Flashback to Lloyd yesterday complaining about his neighbors phallic Christmas tree. Then Phil takes calls about what movie he should see. Phil then talks about a museum which has on display 30 Catholic figurines which depict various acts like the Pope taking a dump. Hour Three: Phil talks about the news story about fans at a little league game beating up a coach. Bobbie Dooley joins in to tell Phil about how Steve went up to Dylan's basketball coach and put his finger in his chest and said "Your putting my son in now!" Bobbie of course got hot by the act, so much so she found a knot on the bench she was sitting on and.....well you get the picture. An elderly woman calls in and goes completely ape on Bobbie about how unchristian she is. Of course while the woman is outraged Bobbie and Steve have sex in the background. An absolute classic Bobbie bit. Phil begins to talk about Bin Laden a bit then the angry elderly caller who just called to yell at Bobbie calls back to tell Phil what a piece of crap he is too. Show log by George Koutsourais

Hour One: Lloyd Bonafide is on to complain about his neighbor. It's 12 days after Christmas and his neighbor still has his tree up. The reason is according to Lloyd to remind the women who live on the street he has a huge male member. Lloyd put the guy in the hospital for scandalizing his wife with his "huge blue spruce". Then a flashback was Jim Sadler from Friday's show about how horrible a sport hockey is because his wife bedded 20 hockey players in one night. Lloyd repeatedly calls back to chime in on the Las Vegas listener party. Hour Two: Art Griego is on to talk about the kid in Tampa who crashed the cessna in to the building. Art says its because every pilot experiences gremlins on the wing and immediately becomes suicidal every time they fly, because they forget how exactly the plane is staying in the air. Phil talks about futuristic movies and how none of that cool Blade Runner type stuff hasn't happened yet. Hour Three: Phil takes calls about everything from the diabolical minds which design weapons for the military to futuristic movies. Lloyd calls back again to find out if the Las Vegas Hilton has a sewage hook up so he can come to the listener party with his RV. Phil ends the hour with the Michael P Castrato conservative talk show. He says since September 11th people are playing more paintball. Its offensive to him. Show log by George Koutsourais

Hour 1: Phil talks about his Las Vegas listener party and discusses current events and politics. Joe Dickhead & the Professor comes on to make some NFL picks using different emotions. Hour 2: Phil talks about a man who killed a hockey coach and Jim Sadler comes on to tell Americans that the sport of hockey is a horrible sport. He used to coach hockey and ruined his life because Jim's wife slept with 20 hockey players in one night and hockey is a violent game. Flashback to Sylivia the caller going toe to toe with Margaret Gray from yesterdays show. Hour 3: David G Hall calls the show to tell Phil not to bring his wife to Vegas because just because the rooms are double occupancy and a guy may want to bring his girlfriend. David says any man who brings his wife to Vegas is PW. Show log by George Koutsourais

Hour 1: Margaret Gray is on to discuss how proud she is that Greta Van Sustern has just signed a contract with Fox. She is proud because Greta got the job despite the fact she is hideous and tough on the eyes. Margaret even whispers she thinks Greta maybe be a lesbian, or maybe even a man. Featuring a call from Sylvia who screams at Margaret. Hour 2: Phil talks about the Backstreet boys and various actors/musicians who get drinking habits to promote their career. Phils then talks about bad sportsmanship and bad sports towns like Miami and LA. Hour 3: Larry Grover from Conservatives of Kern county to talk about the fact the Clintons dog was hit by a car and killed in NYC. Larry believes Clinton murdered his dog to get publicity. RC Collins then calls in and gives a Rose Bowl update. The flashback was Bobbie Dooley getting sick and tired of people staying home on New Years Eve. Show log by George Koutsourais