Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Bob Green has a book called Cloud Nine where he proposes keeping mentally impaired people on leashes to prevent them rushing the cockpit. SECOND HALF. Phil says he feels safe flying post 9-11. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Jay Santos is swabbing peoples noses outside of stores looking for anthrax. SECOND HALF. Phil and callers talk about Middle East news. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Dave Oliva says Arab spies have infiltrated America because Arabs and Latinos look the same. SECOND HALF. Phil with a flashback. Phil takes calls.

Hour 1: Phil talks about a quote that suggests Americans are gripped by fear, takes calls. Hour 2: Phil talks about US fear and world headlines, talks to more callers. Hour 3: Phil continues a third hour talking about post- 9-11 fears and getting on with one's life.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about odd groups he runs into and the Chair Memorial. SECOND HALF. Brass Villanueva says Jennifer Lopez only giving 25K to charity makes Latinos look cheap. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about prepping after 9-11. SECOND HALF. Art Griego is a retired airline pilot who says the airlines should hire lesbian attack bitches as flight attendants. Hour 3: Ted Bell won't claim his steaks are disease free because no steak is (short bit). Flashback with Bobbie Dooley. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman's Top NFL picks, Phil plans a subscription based website.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Doug Dannger has ridiculous proposals for President and Vice President on the show West Wing. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about 9-11. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Margaret Gray proposes stars like Jennifer Aniston get priority for anthrax vaccinations. SECOND HALF. Phil on 9-11 news. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about 9-11 news. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman Top 10 and interruption from David G Hall.

Hour 1: Pacifist Dean Wheeler (from the Northern California Rejuvenance Conference) is upset over the recent influx of public prayer. His solution is Audial Interference: covering his ears with his shoulders, holding his hands up in the air, and saying "AHHHH LAAAA AHHHAAHAA" whenever he hears anyone praying. One caller calls Phil "Mitch." Some great calls, including Milford. Then Phil talk and open calls with intermittent music. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about 9-11 and the Middle East. SECOND HALF. Mavis Leonard uses a metaphor for 9-11 of Al Qaeda, the husband, bitch-slapping Bush, the wife. Hour 3: Skippy and Frank Show, Phil talks about a web poll about gas prices and Osama. Flashback of 2001-09-28a and 2001-10-02b. SECOND HALF. Phil talks with callers to get their feedback on the show.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil comments on 9-11 and on the draft lottery. SECOND HALF. Jim Sadler thinks Reagan National Airport is naming an important place for an ex-president who can barely function and makes enemies think we don't know what we're doing. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Bobbie Dooley is rationing gas masks and emergency supplies at her HOA according to income, with poor people last because they already have natural immunity. She got the idea from Titanic. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about drinking and the cops letting the news vans through a checkpoint, the Amish, his dislike of people with doomer prophecies of 9/11. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about Muslim interpretation of the 9-11 attacks. SECOND HALF. Herb Sewell comments on Barry Bonds home run record and ends up sounding like a racist.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Ted Bell is raising the price of steaks on a dinner night that honors the 9-11 firefighters. Nothing will be going to charity and Ted is just lining his pockets. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about never running afoul of obscenity laws, Phil comments on the wasps behind his BBQ. Phil talks about gas masks and post-9/11 fear, remembers moving for the Miami radio gig. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. David G Hall cranks Phil by faking a suicide on the air to break the tension and remind us of how great life is. SECOND HALF. Phil criticizes anti-war protesters, talks to callers. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Bob Green has written a book on how to keep from offending Muslims, like not coming out of the shower with a towel on one's head. SECOND HALF. Phil comments on the Middle East and politics.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Vernon Dozier, high school football 'strategist', says US forces should use his expertise. SECOND HALF. "I'm an American" Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Lloyd Bonafide saw his wife come out of the shower with a towel on her head and a blowdryer and thought she was a terrorist. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about the Taliban and identification laws. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Bud Dickman's NFL picks. Phil talks about the FCC crackdown on radio obscenity. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman's Top Ten while wearing a gas mask.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about 9/11 events. SECOND HALF. Bob Green wrote "Reverends, Ministers, and Religious Visions". He thinks Jesse Jackson knows where Osama bin Laden is and thinks he should be sent to Afghanistan. Hour 2: The Jim Rome Show. Phil talks about Whitewater and 9/11 news, and takes calls. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Margaret Gray is moving from the US to London for five years because she is scared after 9/11. SECOND HALF. Phil mentions the PHS theatrics, relates the world to a cyclotron, takes calls about 9/11.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Steve Bosell is afraid of giving blood as part of a 9-11 blood drive, and refers to himself as one of the silent 9-11 victims. SECOND HALF. Phil rants about 9/11 prophecies and talks to callers. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil rebuts the ideas that 9/11 was a Jewish conspiracy, talks to callers. SECOND HALF. Jeff Dowder on Army Reserves. he says he doesn't belong in no Army. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about DJing in the old days, and talks about 9/11. SECOND HALF. Dean Wheeler is speaking badly about President Bush. Dean had to cancel his new age Purging and Enema Expo.