Skippy and Frank started the show with their 4th of July Special, by sticking an M80 up Skippy's ass. Phil then went on a rant about watching music videos with the sound turned down. Raj Feneen came on in the second hour to say that he used USA flags to wash his car and dry off his dog. He thinks that immigrants should be allowed to do what they want if they pay for it, because they're treated harder. Steve Bosell wrapped up the show to discuss his 4th of July the prior year. Steve saw Platoon and Saving Private Ryan before a fireworks show and it scared him until he crapped his pants. He's trying to get post-traumatic workers comp.

Chris Norton kicked off the show tonight to tell us his secret of getting out of speeding tickets. Chris says that he intimidates cops with his '86 IROC and tattoos. Cops target him because his car is faster and he has chicks giving him head. In the second hour Phil went on a rant about going on the Disney Cruise, Orlando, and the Caribbean. Roland Schwinn joined us in the third hour. He says that parents are killing kids in the summertime because they are jealous of success, or if they fail, they feel like being taken for a ride. In summer kids are home in the parents' faces for three months.

The first hour featured Brad Riffkin from May 21, 2001. The second hour featured Jay Santos from May 17, 2001. The third hour featured Dr. Jim Saddler from May 30, 2001.

The first hour featured Colleen Kristen Brewster from June 11, 2001. The second hour featured Bud Dickman, RC Collins, and a rant from May 30, 2001. The third hour featured Brass Villenheuva from June 7, 2001.

The first hour featured Doug Dannger from May 18, 2001. The second hour featured Bob Greene from May 22, 2001. The third hour featured Margaret Grey from May 17, 2001.

The first hour featured Dave Oliva from May 30, 2001. The second hour featured RC Collins from May 24, 2001. The third hour featured the Antique Roadshow/Mavis Leonard from May 16, 2001.

The first hour featured Lloyd Bonafide from May 23, 2001. The second hour featured Bobbie Dooley from May 23, 2001. The third hour featured Herb Sewell from May 31, 2001.

Phil was on vacation from June 22 - June 29. The first hour featured Jay Santos from May 8, 2001. The second hour featured Ted Bell from June 5, 2001. The third hour featured Dr. Jim Sadler from May 11, 2001.

Vernon Dozier joined us in the first hour to discuss his "Magic Kingdom Booster Club". He thinks that people need to show more respect for Disney and all they have given us. "Ice cream in cups, color film deodorant, etc." All of them came from Disney. Show some goddamn respect. Dean Wheeler started the second hour. His wife killed his daughter with his tie and tried to hang him on it. There was a big struggle between his wife and 18 month old daughter. RC Collins then interviewed Phil and asked "Why you tell everyone how you do show?" The final hour consisted of a rant, "true talent or steaming pantload", and Bud Dickman's "Weekly Top 10".

Margarey Grey kicked off the show tonight. Her son's friend says that his inspiration is Jesus. What a little freak... David G. Hall and Bud closed the hour. David tells Phil and Bud to be like those two dumbasses in Texas and do a bit. Say that Martin Lawrence is dead and take calls. It'll be hilarious. Dr. Robert Greene, criminal psychologist, started the second hour discussing the woman who killed her five kids. Dr. Green says that it's not excusable, but it is understandable. Parents fantasize about killing their kids when they get frustrated. Art Bell came on the show in the third hour to announce that aliens are draining California's electricity and they want to have sex with Art to repopulate the world.