Saturday Cinema: March 10, 2018 – “The Beach Girls and the Monster”
Directed by Jon Hall from “Ramar of the Jungle” fame, the movie had enough budget for a rubber monster suit. General Gaylen Shaw hosts with guest commentator Chris Norton.
Yet another gem, almost as good as the movie where the guy being eaten by the shark says “he got me”. The dancing beach scenes are deliciously cheesy, as well as the hot to trot skanky stepmom.
Chris Norton always brings out the best in General Shaw (see Diary of a Nudist). The General and Chris wondering about the affliction causing the one character to limp leads the General to wonder if Chris is suggesting the limp is caused by the dude’s “three foot dick?”😂😂😂
That monster is even worse looking than the rubber concoction in “The Horror of Party Beach” and that one looked like it was swallowing a bushel of cucumbers.
Pardon the expressions, “Concoction”, “Rubber”, “Swallowing”, and “Cucumber”
My man Chris and the General.
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