Hour 1:

Paul “Tubby” Lane says he signed a pre-nuptial agreement that allows him to hit his wife because of her peculiar sexual tastes.

Hour 2:

Pastor William Rennick tells Phil that a member of his congregation came to him in confidence and said that he is not in love with his wife of 35 years because he is a homosexual. The Pastor explains that in the black community, “gay don’t play” and that’s why he has decided to out the man.

Hour 3:

Former pedophile Herb Sewell shares his amazing story about saving a young child’s life who passed out in front of a Penguins Frozen Yogurt. Herb would like the mother of the boy to show her gratitude by allowing him take the child to Disneyland for the weekend.

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    I love the psychotic yet delightfully unrepentant, erudite Herb Sewell. This is my personal favorite bit of all time – at least thus far. I love how Herb is hesitant to talk about his mother, revealing that she is responsible for the vast majority of his problems. Herb’s back-and-forth with the callers in this bit is priceless. I think the best callers to this show are women.

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