Art Griego, a retired commercial pilot, commented on the rash of small plane crashes lately. Art said that unless a guy is a professional you have to wonder who will survive flying with him. Whenever Art sees what he calls an "air jockey" getting into his private aircraft with family members in tow, he crosses himself "like in the Dracula movies."
Pastor William Rennick is ready to read people the riot act on Christmas day. The Pastor says parents have been taking their kids off to see Santa Claus "even paying twenty dollars to have their picture taken with them. They're turning Santa Claus into a golden calf!" Pastor Rennick says that twenty dollars "belongs to me..I mean...it belongs to Jesus! I have a spa to build...I mean Jesus needs to tend to his flock!"
