Margret Grey was beside herself with rage and desperation tonight as she related to Phil that her brother, Ray, has moved in with a wealthy woman, scion of a prominent Pennsylvania family. Margaret is sure this means all family festivity will be moved back east and away from her and Frank. “I don’t know why but when I think of this woman, I fantasize throwing her body parts around a room like in that one Jack the Ripper picture I saw.” When Phil expresses shock, Margaret presses the point home. “If any member of my family chooses to head back east for Thanksgiving or Christmas, may God help them.”

Next up was Don Berman from Channel 19 News, on to talk about a special news segment debuting on Monday, “A House Is Not A Home.” This feature will look at the foreclosure crisis and how some “foreclosure mills” are rubber stamping documents without reading them. Never mind the fact that Don took as a gift a watch and a weekend in Miami at a company condo from one of the firms he was imvestigating, he found nothing wrong with what they are doing. In fact, he thinks they are doing great work, “clearing these houses out so that REAL people can buy them.”

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    While you are typing your pre-show notes, I noticed with some amazement that you type like a second drummer in the Nilsson "Jump Into The Fire" drum solo. Very nice technique

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    The Margaret bit was very good, the best there has been in awhile, keep it up!

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    DATERAPE 2000! OMFG, that's where you got the idea for the Y2K bit where Bud goes "and then there'll be rape". LMFAO.

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    love don berman! the 'santa clause is fake' broadcast is still one of my all time favorites. booo, mick wasserman!

    quick reference here: dec 22, 2005

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