Sunday, September 27, 2015. The Lions travel to Alamo town and The Ranch for a Central Division game against the double R boys. Jack Eigagder and Bret Moreson call the action.
Still as funny as today and will be just as funny years from now. I have listened to a lot of great commentary on the fine game of football and the names and the advertisers. Bloody Fantastic. It never gets old like us Phil.
Mmmmm, sugartoys from Jack Peterson’s basement.
QB TOMMY BLOAD 1
RB TINY BIFFLINGTON 37
FB DARREN GAMMY 35
WR DANNY CLOBBER 11
WR MARCUS GASTON 19
WR BRADY WHEETLIX 82
TE LOMAS DOORBELL 81
TE DEXTER FANK 84
TE BOBBY BELL BOBBY 88
LT TODD BURKFORD 60
LG DAVID UNDERHAND 62
C CHRIS FISHEY 55
RG ADAM GULLEYWASH 62
RT STANLEY PUDDLE 64
LE DREW DRADMIRE 70
RE MARCO POLO 72
DT TONY BAZOO 74
DT JOSH PUD 76
LB CHAD ASS-SHADOW 54
LB JAMES OGRE 52
LB MIKE WILDBODY 51
LB CODY BOWLHOLE 57
CB KENNY POGO 41
CB JOHNNY JAJIMMY 26
CB BILL LURCH 28
FS BENNY REPTILE 48
SS BARRY STUNK 49
K ANDREW FIDDLE 6
P DENVER OMLETTE 15
HEAD COACH JOE OBOL
PREVIOUS COACH JASON KABOOM
Jack and Brett the best football broadcast duo ever. The player naves are a hoot. Love the commercials too.
These games are genius! The player’s names alone are worth the listen. Phil, please keep them coming!
Definitely missed these. Classic stuff!!! Amazing talent Phil…keep it up! I listen to the downloads whwn at the gym. The looks i get when in the middle of a set i bust out laughing haha!
Good God, Fiddle sucks!
Yea that fuckers got get cut
These are worth the price of the BSP alone. I think Jack set a “throwing touch out of the booth” record, and I almost fell off my chair when Jack used the oath “Jesus H Christ Performing Arts Center” after that long Range Rider TD. And like the Super Bowl, the ads are as entertaining as the game.
Much appreciation for all the production and post-production work that goes into these.
It’s my pleasure. I’m glad people like these games because, although work intensive, they Re a blast to do… Thanks lad
Phil, are you making up player names as you go?
Actually, no. Those roster names are set. That would be a feat of near impossible neuron stretching ..!
Phil, is there any credence to the innuendo that Touch Gerber is the love child of Jack Eigagder and Edna Gerber?
It’s a rumor that will not go away… -and makes total sense
…I have this inexplicable urge to buy roses….from Barney’s
Please keep the Lions games coming! Comedy Gold! I would pay extra just for these 🙂
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