Thursday, April 24, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley's is head of the HOA that prohibits yellow ribbons from being displayed but she hung her underwear up to get her lost dog to come home. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Steve Bosell's daughter made a great play at a baseball game and he's worried that makes her a lesbian.

Thursday, May 8, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley runs a debutante ball, and makes it a point to criticize young ladies with flat chests because that will hinder their social mobility. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, May 28, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley demands that studios lighten Morgan Freeman's complexion to make him more white in a blockbuster movie where he plays God. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is teaching young girs how to binge and purge to prepare for the Summertacular fashion show. She knocked chocolate cake out of her daughter's hands with a rake. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police's Panty Squad wants to check to make sure women are wearing underwear. Certain women might be scaring kids.

Friday, August 2, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley formed an organization “Enough Is Enough” discouraging media coverage of child abductions. Hour 2: Phil & Bud host a fashion show to benefit the people of Palestine. Hour 3: Paul Tubby Lane says NASCAR speeds are too fast. Paul is promoting a slower, quieter NASCAR experience.

Wednesday, August 21, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley was in San Diego to see the Van Damme trial, and is upset at the bailiff because she couldn't swipe an evidence photo as a souvenir, and because they weren't allowed to eat food in the courtroom. Hour 3: Father James McQuarters comments on the couple that had sex in St Patrick's Cathedral as part of an Opie & Anthony radio stunt. He says turning the house of God into a whorehouse is much worse than the molestation scandal and taking a wee peek. A priest starts playing organ music in the background as they are celebrating the molestation scandal being off the front page.