Friday, April 18, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell wants Easter replaced by a memorial day for fallen troops, and says people should honor these soldiers by eating at his steakhouse. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley tells parents that boys expect their dates to be dressed better when going to formals.

Thursday, April 24, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley's is head of the HOA that prohibits yellow ribbons from being displayed but she hung her underwear up to get her lost dog to come home. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Steve Bosell's daughter made a great play at a baseball game and he's worried that makes her a lesbian.

Thursday, May 8, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley runs a debutante ball, and makes it a point to criticize young ladies with flat chests because that will hinder their social mobility. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, May 28, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley demands that studios lighten Morgan Freeman's complexion to make him more white in a blockbuster movie where he plays God. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is teaching young girs how to binge and purge to prepare for the Summertacular fashion show. She knocked chocolate cake out of her daughter's hands with a rake. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police's Panty Squad wants to check to make sure women are wearing underwear. Certain women might be scaring kids.

Friday, August 2, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley formed an organization “Enough Is Enough” discouraging media coverage of child abductions. Hour 2: Phil & Bud host a fashion show to benefit the people of Palestine. Hour 3: Paul Tubby Lane says NASCAR speeds are too fast. Paul is promoting a slower, quieter NASCAR experience.