Wednesday, December 22, 2004 Hour 1: The Phil Hendrie Show highlights the world’s greatest liars, focusing on Jenny Craig. Phil rants about various diet programs and breaks down the bullcrap. Flashback by request replays Pastor William Rennick wearing a diaper in the manger and making baby noises. David G. Hall calls in with concerns that Phil’s show is boring, so he hooks Phil up to the show monitor. Every time the show starts to slip, Christmas music will play by Mannheim Steamroller. Phil welcomes Dr. Jim Sadler, calling in from the driving range, to discuss “Jesus vs. Santa, who is better?” Father James McQuarters checks in while doing some missionary work with some bush-people in Africa. He is having them sing Christmas songs while playing tunes on his ghetto blaster. Hour 2: Margaret Gray joins the program, discussing her anger with secularists who tell us that we cannot have religious programming or themes. She is so sick and tired of these bastards for taking Christmas themes away from our children that she compares them to dog excrement or child pornographers. Phil promotes his all request show set for tomorrow night and talks about diamonds. Hour 3: Steve Bosell is at it again with another lawsuit. This time he is bringing litigation towards his friend and neighbor, Roy Hutchens. Steve and Roy are both active volunteers at Carmella Valley Youth Ranch, and Roy mentioned to Steve that he would be playing Santa for the kids at the holiday party. Steve decided to play a practical joke on his friend by grabbing him between the legs. When he grabbed the Santa, it turned out to be a woman, Vicki Borden. This woman freaked out on Steve in front of the children, and then Steve had what his attorney, Deloris Blasengame, referred to as a laxative effect of his emotions. He suing Vicki Borden and Roy Hutchens for reputational assault, reverse sexual discrimination, and the diarrhea of emotions. Steve also, as the result, never wants to work with kids again. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Hour 1: Don Carsey (Don Parsley) comes on and discusses his book “Where The Christmas Tree Would Have Been” about the 9/11 Pentagon attack. He's asking for donations so his wife can get good treatment at a beach in Tahiti, and is selling pieces of Pentagon rubble. Phil closes promoting the BSP. Hour 2: Pastor Rennick will be having a modernized Christmas pageant with Jesus being blown out of a manger by the Three Wise Men. Whoever catches the Jesus doll after it's blown up wins the door prize. Phil closes explaining he couldn't do the last bit if he was making fun of Muslims. Hour 3: Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are crashing Christmas parties to stop the harassment of employers by employees. Employees don't even know what the second fork is for at the table. Phil closes promoting the webcast, talks about Dance Dance Revolution and the cost, asks callers.

In the first hour Chris and Harvey opened the show talking about why Chris didn't get picked for Temptation Island. Chris thinks that the religious right fixed it to fail because he would have gotten chicks to cheat. Jay Santos joined the show in the second hour to give earthquake advice. He argued that you should stay near windows so that you can quickly escape. Also, hiding near or under heavy bookcases should keep you safe. And babies have soft skulls, so they can take a blow to the head, making them very useful blocking tools. In the third hour Margaret Grey came on the show to explain why Friends had ended. She said that Survivor is solely to blame, and that the cast of Friends will be destroyed.