Hour 1Dr Jim Sadler is on to talk about why he put a vibrator in his nephew's back. He says he did it because his son traded the lunch he made especially for him with his nephew. Callers are outraged about the use of a vibrator on a kid, and they believe Dr Jim Sadler is a immature jerk. One callers believe Dr Jim Sadler did this to humiliate the child.Hour 2Vernon Dozier is on to talk about how he challenged his students to raise $5,000 for hurricane relief. The deal he made was that if the kids raised the money he would shave his handle bar mustache...He didn't shave it. Callers believe he needs to shave it because it is a matter of integrity...one callers believe he put his word on the line.Hour 3Bud Dickman is on and he tells Phil he believes Phil will star with Kelly Rippa. He cracks a joke calling Phil "Philbin Hendrie". Phil openly discusses Fillmore Middle and the cast. Phil discusses how he and Maria's marriage is non-traditional. He thinks they may buy two houses. Phil tells everyone he is giving up smoking on the 24th. Phil plays a listener flashback...the Chris Norton Porn Movie. Kay calls in to tell Phil how she went back to see her house in New Orleans after evacuating. Phil reviews Sexy Beast with Ben Lingsly...Phil ends the show discussing how the Hurricane Center may run out of names.

Hour 1:Chris Norton is scared he may get arrested if he daets foreign women like the Natalie Holloway case.Hour 2:Phil talks about screening the show. R.C.Collins explains how we got a signed Ashlee Simpson poster in the studio. Phil rants about profiling. The Prince of Darkness Show: Satan welcomes 4 suicide bombers from London to Hell. Bob Bakian talks about Michael J.Fox addresing the senate about stem cell research. Earl Pants Car Talk: Chinese want to buy Unical, Earl hates Chinese.Hour 3:Dr.Jim Sadler wants to have a threesome after watching Sex and the City.

Hour OneTed Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills feels that anyone ordering their steak "medium to medium well" is gutless and more worried about mad cow disease than our men and women in harms way in Iraq. Get a pair, says Ted, and eat your steak rare.Hour TwoDavid G. Hall opens the hour telling Phil that the Quizno's baby was abducted and found in a barrel....and then says he's only kidding.....Phil reads a list of new bits added to the archives....Phil reads some e-mail including one with new, funniest lines from the show....Phil wonders when the Long Beach Blues Festival is which leads to Bud saying he likes the blues even though he doesn't like "Negroes.".....Rudy Canosa calls in to say he is shamed to realize that saying La-la-la with your tongue hanging out to American women means something "filthy.".....Phil wonders how tough an assignment Aruba must be for Greta and Alan Colmes.......Hour Three:Chris Norton, a young pharmaceutical rep from Hermosa Beach, tells Phil that he and his friends are all "hot-looking, young professionals" who want to keep their beach for "hot-looking people only." It's tough, he says, "having a Mes-sican scramble and seeing some beast come down the bike path. You can't keep your eggs down."

Hour One:Bill Duncy, a private pilot tells Phil and the listeners that the airspace over the White House should be left open to celebrities who fly private planes since "they've given us so much." They should simply have their agents send the FAA headshots and resumes so the control tower dudes know who they are.Hour Two:Chris Norton's new company, Germaine Hair Care and Salon Products for Women is a bold new venture. He and Lance Germaine base their sales technique on Chris's innate "sess-uality" and his direct and honest approach. "Hi my name is Chris and I wanted to tell you that your face isn't really cutting it."Hour Three:Phil lets everyone know he isn't retiring. He was joking about it since he thought he was going senile steeping on the gas when he thought it was the brake......... RC Collins calls and, along with Rudy, tries out his "la-la-la" technique........ Earl Pants Car Talk has Earl losing his toupee while he is driving a convertible which winds up blowing onto a cops head........ David G. Hall announces that from now on his entrance onto the show will be preceded by the Star Wars "Imperial March" music and he is to addressed as "Lord" Hall..........Phil talks about giving his youngest son a driving lesson........Phil thinks back on taking Maria out for their first date in his five-speed truck and the valet at Santa Anita not knowing how to drive it....