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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

Hour 1: RC Collins says young men will not tolerate being struck by a woman, and if this happens they should give a good-old fashioned slap to the face or push them out of a moving car. This is in the wake of Tawny Kitaen being charged with striking husband Cleveland Indian pitcher Chuck Finley. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Chris Norton of Crubiton Escort Services runs a gigalo service but doesn't offer sex to women over 40 because they're all dried up.
Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-02-28 hour two MGR. Horny teens and Grammys. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-01-17 hour three DWH. Homicidal wife. Hour 3: RERUN of part of 2002-01-17 hour one (David G. Hall) and part of 2002-01-09a (Chris Norton).
Hour 1: VARIETY. Phil memorializes the end of the word Asshole on the Phil Hendrie Show [DJB]. Hour 2: Claude Buchard wants the US to overturn the results of the Olympic ice-skating medals so that Canada wins, otherwise Canada will pull America's license to play hockey. Hour 3: Chris Norton runs a couples counseling service where he shows husbands how to find their wives G-spots. He sticks his fingers in the vagina with her legs on his shoulders, then shows the husbands where it is. Sometimes he wears a clown suit.
Hour 1: Bob Green is with "Love Moves of California" and teaches women how to give their husbands lap dances. Hour 2: Chris Norton records womens births and then puts porn music on it and tries to sell it back to them. He is with "Pacific Audio Creations". Hour 3: VARIETY.
Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Chris Norton says that because of feminists like Mavis Leno, American women are uglier than they were in the 1970s, so he needs to date 16-year old girls even though he's 28. Hour 3: Steve Bosell made a crack at a menstruating woman with his construction workers. They didn't laugh so he fired them, including one who had a kid on dialysis.
Hour One: Phil talks about how men hate themselves and no men drink real champagne. Phil takes a call from a guy to let him know G. Gordon Liddy was infuriated on his own show about frivolous law suits and began reading all the law suits of Steve Bosell. Apparently fact checking on the G. Gordon Liddy talk show doesn't exist because he thought Steve Bosell was a real guy. Chris Norton comes in the studio to talk about the fact women treat him like a stud mule because his large male member is very apparent through his pleather pants. Chris takes calls from women. Chris then challenges Phil to whip his out and measure it. Hour Two: RC Collins phones in to talk about a DDR 2000 solo video game. It means a lot to RC because his Dad always shows his love to him in monetary ways. Nevermind the fact RC hans't seen his father in 4 years he knows his father loves him. His father provides a strong moral code for him to live by not like his alcoholic whore mother. Flashback to yesterdays show with the angry elderly caller yelling at Steve and Bobbie Dooley while they have sex on the radio. Hour Three: Dave Oliva is on to warn Chelsea Clinton not to go down the "skank road" the Bush twins have. Flashback to Steve Bosell filing a lawsuit about dogs and cats staring at him while he has sex. Phil then makes more fun of G. Gordon Liddy for being such a huge dumb-ass. Another caller tells Phil radio hosts are biting his material and using it on their show. Show log by George Koutsourais
Hour 1: Lloyd Bonafide is on from Happy Wanderers RV club to propose a new law that RVs don't have to use their turn signals anymore. Why? Because he is driving 10,000 lbs of Detroit lead. Also in hour 1 - David G Hall wants to interview Osama Bin Laden flashback. Phil discusses some recent Taliban news and RC makes a brief appearance to mispronounce Nostradamus. Hour 2: Margaret Gray discusses war correspondents and how Edgar R. Murrow was a pussy, degrades Connie "Me love you long time" Chung, but she knows about war because her lobster bisque was terrible. Margaret delivers the fantastic line "Try finding the last clean tampon in Grenada" then hangs up. Phil discusses Geraldo Rivera and all the actresses he has banged. A real life Raj Faneen Egyptian caller takes exception to Phil talking bad about Egypt. Hour 3: Chris Norton joins the show because he wants to be the first man to ever pose neud in Playboy. His idea is he could pose nude and demonstrate to men how to touch women properly because he is hot and knows how to handle hot babes. Chris delivers the fantastic line "This ain't mud trutle productions starring Ms. Bush Pig." Phil nearly loses it a few times delivering some great Chris Norton lines. Bob Green joins the show to discuss requesting local clubs dedicate 1 hour a night to let straight men only dance. Bob Green's justification? Straight women get Roe v Wade, straight men should get this.
Hour 1: Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills joins the show to discuss an assault by his wife after she tried to stick a finger up his “you know where.” (Almost like a Steve Bosell bit.) Phil closes by revealing he did the voice of Ted. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Bobbie Dooley says she got uterine cancer from a nasty bike at a workout center. Her story grows unbelievable. SECOND HALF. Phil takes calls, emphasizes they don't have any actors. Phil talks about porn actors doing news reports. Caller talks about Osama bin Laden. Hour 3: FIRST TWO THIRDS. Chris Norton with After Dark Escort Service, which allows unmarried women in their late 20's to get escorted. LAST THIRD. Phil talks to callers, the American idea of mens' fantasies, takes more calls, Phil hangs up on someone, says 'no talking about the show'.
Hour 1: Flashback of Straight Outta Chatsworth. Phil talks about his home being messy, does some flashbacks. Hour 2: Austin Amarka is a store Santa who promises kids absolutely anything they want and has no regrets. Phil closes by talking about Santa and presents. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Chris Norton wants to pose nude in Playboy showing men what to do when around sexy women. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about being invited to the Aspen Comedy Festival, and the fake 9-11 firefighter.
Hour 1: Chris Norton got fired for telling overweight women at his office they need to wear burkas until they lose some weight. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Margaret Gray cranks Phil by telling him that her son has smallpox. SECOND HALF. Phil talks to callers. Hour 3: Jay Santos says spreading Harry Potter excitement in a Judeo-Christian society might cause problems. Phil closes talking about Britney Spears and wild pigs.
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