Monday, July 1, 2002 Hour 1: Chris Norton is a dance teacher who dances nude for wives so they can teach their husbands how to do it -- but he won't teach husbands directly of course. He likens women to Pavlov's dogs. Chris demonstrates dance moves to "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. He can turn harlequin pages with his ass cheeks. Hour 2: Austin Amarka defends a Native American who started a grass fire, saying he was probably guided by spirits, while a white woman who did the same thing should be prosecuted. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, June 6, 2002 Hour 1: Chris Norton says Spiderman is causing kids to think that celibacy is cool, making them want to be priests who abuse kids. Chris said they needed to spice it up with X-rated sex scenes. Callers say this is ridiculous: it's a family movie. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is with Mothers Against Peer Pressure and does not want sluts leading her son astray. another teen pressured him into going on a car chase. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Chris Norton wants to take someone's underage daughter to the prom in a limo and take nude pics. Phil closes talking about having food poisoning from eating at the chicken place down the street. Hour 2: Don Parsley lost a wife and kid in the Iowa tornado and asks for money but his story falls apart. Tall Tornado Tales. Closes with Debbie being told what’s up [DJB]. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: RC Collins says young men will not tolerate being struck by a woman, and if this happens they should give a good-old fashioned slap to the face or push them out of a moving car. This is in the wake of Tawny Kitaen being charged with striking husband Cleveland Indian pitcher Chuck Finley. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Chris Norton of Crubiton Escort Services runs a gigalo service but doesn't offer sex to women over 40 because they're all dried up.

Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-02-28 hour two MGR. Horny teens and Grammys. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-01-17 hour three DWH. Homicidal wife. Hour 3: RERUN of part of 2002-01-17 hour one (David G. Hall) and part of 2002-01-09a (Chris Norton).

Hour 1: VARIETY. Phil memorializes the end of the word Asshole on the Phil Hendrie Show [DJB]. Hour 2: Claude Buchard wants the US to overturn the results of the Olympic ice-skating medals so that Canada wins, otherwise Canada will pull America's license to play hockey. Hour 3: Chris Norton runs a couples counseling service where he shows husbands how to find their wives G-spots. He sticks his fingers in the vagina with her legs on his shoulders, then shows the husbands where it is. Sometimes he wears a clown suit.

Hour 1: Bob Green is with "Love Moves of California" and teaches women how to give their husbands lap dances. Hour 2: Chris Norton records womens births and then puts porn music on it and tries to sell it back to them. He is with "Pacific Audio Creations". Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Chris Norton says that because of feminists like Mavis Leno, American women are uglier than they were in the 1970s, so he needs to date 16-year old girls even though he's 28. Hour 3: Steve Bosell made a crack at a menstruating woman with his construction workers. They didn't laugh so he fired them, including one who had a kid on dialysis.

Hour One: Phil talks about how men hate themselves and no men drink real champagne. Phil takes a call from a guy to let him know G. Gordon Liddy was infuriated on his own show about frivolous law suits and began reading all the law suits of Steve Bosell. Apparently fact checking on the G. Gordon Liddy talk show doesn't exist because he thought Steve Bosell was a real guy. Chris Norton comes in the studio to talk about the fact women treat him like a stud mule because his large male member is very apparent through his pleather pants. Chris takes calls from women. Chris then challenges Phil to whip his out and measure it. Hour Two: RC Collins phones in to talk about a DDR 2000 solo video game. It means a lot to RC because his Dad always shows his love to him in monetary ways. Nevermind the fact RC hans't seen his father in 4 years he knows his father loves him. His father provides a strong moral code for him to live by not like his alcoholic whore mother. Flashback to yesterdays show with the angry elderly caller yelling at Steve and Bobbie Dooley while they have sex on the radio. Hour Three: Dave Oliva is on to warn Chelsea Clinton not to go down the "skank road" the Bush twins have. Flashback to Steve Bosell filing a lawsuit about dogs and cats staring at him while he has sex. Phil then makes more fun of G. Gordon Liddy for being such a huge dumb-ass. Another caller tells Phil radio hosts are biting his material and using it on their show. Show log by George Koutsourais

Hour 1: Lloyd Bonafide is on from Happy Wanderers RV club to propose a new law that RVs don't have to use their turn signals anymore. Why? Because he is driving 10,000 lbs of Detroit lead. Also in hour 1 - David G Hall wants to interview Osama Bin Laden flashback. Phil discusses some recent Taliban news and RC makes a brief appearance to mispronounce Nostradamus. Hour 2: Margaret Gray discusses war correspondents and how Edgar R. Murrow was a pussy, degrades Connie "Me love you long time" Chung, but she knows about war because her lobster bisque was terrible. Margaret delivers the fantastic line "Try finding the last clean tampon in Grenada" then hangs up. Phil discusses Geraldo Rivera and all the actresses he has banged. A real life Raj Faneen Egyptian caller takes exception to Phil talking bad about Egypt. Hour 3: Chris Norton joins the show because he wants to be the first man to ever pose neud in Playboy. His idea is he could pose nude and demonstrate to men how to touch women properly because he is hot and knows how to handle hot babes. Chris delivers the fantastic line "This ain't mud trutle productions starring Ms. Bush Pig." Phil nearly loses it a few times delivering some great Chris Norton lines. Bob Green joins the show to discuss requesting local clubs dedicate 1 hour a night to let straight men only dance. Bob Green's justification? Straight women get Roe v Wade, straight men should get this.