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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Hour One:Phil started out with the "Art Donovan Commentaries, brought to you by Parker-Boles." This guy Donovan starts screaming about "the negro entertainer Chris Rock" dumping on the Academy Awards. Then Phil pulls the Backstage Pass of some pain-in-the-rear portion listener. Phil mentions 'Boy drives a Lexus and then starts talking about why he (Phil) bought a Jag and not a hybrid. Greg Grooms Gardening Tips comes on but Greg is arrested during the program and the police search his garden. They find the six month old remains of his wife, Sarah and Greg is taken away by police leaving Phil to finish his segment. Ted Bell comes on briefly to tell Phil his comments about the town of Aspen will not be recieved well by the Hollywood community. The Hal and Viola stall out their Piper Cub before they can get Phil's advice on some unacceptable thing their spoiled grandson did.Hour Two:David G. Hall comes on to get the listeners input on something he is concerned about: the fact that Phil put up the picture of a little person, listener Jenifer, on his Wall of Female Listeners. He likens it to Melissa Etheridge going out on stage bald to "make fun of our fears of radiological bombs." Then David sings "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" because that song reflects a time when dwarves could "stand tall." Then we have a listener request of a Justin McElroy flashback and that's who we have coming up in the last hour.Hour Three:Here's Justin! On to talk about what could be an epidemic of older women coming on to younger men because of the Mary Kay Letourneau case. He wants them sedated. He has also started Zookeepers Anonymous, a group of young men trying to break their habit of sleeping with older women and The Beast Patrol, a 24 hour hotline to call and get help being protected from older women. Father James McQuarters comes on to update us on Michael Jackson. Its basically this: Michael Jackson is puking his guts up and Corey Feldman is a rat bastard. Phil then reads e-mail and David calls back to say if McQuarters gets to have Irish harp music played while he is on, David wants Doris Day music played while he's on.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Hour One,The show kicked off with special guest Raj Feneen representing the organization "Take Me Out To The Ballgame," a group that feels it hypocritical of baseball fans to criticize Barry Bonds for steroids when they are sucking on corn dogs.Hour Two:The James Rome Show features a Jim Rome talking likea proper Englishman and saying things like "bang the monkey" as if he were Ian McKellan. Raj comes back on to sing his usual song making fun of Americans that eat too much fast food. The Love Songs With Bob features a bit of a twist. Bob says he'll play their dedication but then winds up playing some Ozzie instead. He also invites chicks to come down to the station and then slaps them around while he's on the air. Herb Sewell then comes on and talks about running in the LA marathon to not only raise money for charity but also for his wife's breast job. We then pla a listener flashback and head into the Paul Cotton Male Advice Show, an effiminate guy who gives advice to dudes who have castrated themselves or been their wive's nurder targets.Hour Three"I Totally Dare You" with Art Nevin has a contestant attempt, on his friends dare, to drive a motorcycle through a grocery store on Thanksgiving Eve. The Phil reads the news about Paris Hilton's PDA getting hacked and wonders whats next, maybe full color shots of Paris sitting on the toilet. Pastor William Rennick comes on to talk about Chris Rock pissing God off with his Academy Award comments. The David Hall comes on to tell Phil to quit talking about Goth bands and we end the night with Jeff Dowder apologizing for teaching guys how to streak athletic events including making their 'nads look bigger on the Jumbotron.

Monday, February 28, 2005

Hour One:The show opened with the actual 9-11 call from the Kodak Theater that alerted paramedics to the fact that Sean Penn had a pole parked up his b-u-t-t-o-c-k-s. David G. Hall then asked Phil why he would tell the LA audience his schedule should the game be pre-empted for the Lakers when his LA audience couldn't hear him...because the Lakers are playing. Then we played a listener flashback request for the Bob Green bit where he wouldn't sell corn on the cob to people with "jacked up" teeth because it was sickening to look at the corn wedged in their teeth. Phil read some e-mail and then came Bud's Radical NASCAR Accidents from Sunday's Auto Club 500 in Fontana, Ca where, Bud claims, a leg was on the track, some guy got pinned and burned up and then Godzilla came out of the infield and the crowd fled the grandstands. Pastor William Rennick came on and talked about how he thinks Chris Rock was set up to fail as host of the Academy Awards by "those same people that wouldn't nominate the Passion of the Jesus....and you know who I'm talking about, Phil."Hour Two:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police came on to talk about how tough it is to enforce the drug laws pertaining to methamphetamine since the only people that use it "are white people...and there's a little hitch" of sadness in his step, says Jay, when he has to approach a white motorist. Jay then grabs a handful of hair and pulls the motorists head back to shine a flashlight up their nose to see if there's any "sprinkling of meth around the nostril portions."Hour Three:Raj has a theory that natural born Americans couldn’t pass their own countries citizenship test…but they are very knowledgeable when it comes to fast food.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Hour One:RC Collins comes on to say that as a young cadet at a military Academy, he has the right to partake in one of the military's greatest traditions: Going to the Donkey Show in Tijuana. It's something the Marines at Pendleton and the Navy seamen in San Diego have been doing for years so why can't he.Hour Two:Love Songs with Bob features love song dedications from NAMBLA members to their.....well anyway, Bob keeps playing the song "I Believe In Miracles" by Hot Chocolate. Whatever. Then Pastor William Rennick and his wife Miss Clara call in as the tune "I Believe In Miracles" is playing and the good Pastor does the Running Man, Cabbage Patch, Watusi, Mashed Potatoes and the Sprinkler as Clara does commentary. Rudy Canosa, owner of J'tiem Lingerie has a problem. Rudy, of the Argentinean love call "La-La-La," tells Phil a Muslim woman came into his shop and he was only having fun when he said to her, "Do you believe in Al-La-La-Lah?" Margaret Grey says that Robert Blake being found not guilty of killing his wife will only encourage guys like David Arquette ("a real screwball") and Brad Pitt to kill theirs. James Lipton of the Actors Studio interviews Leatherface. And then Leatherface chainsaws Lipton and takes over as host of the show. His first guest is Mickey Rourke. And he chainsaws Mickey Rourke. And then David G. Hall calls, interrupts the bit, and screams at Phil for milking it and not having any punch line. Phil says he does and all he ends up doing is having Leatherface chainsaw someone else. David is right.Hour Three:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police believes Easter only scares kids who aren't raised in Christian homes because its all about "some guy coming back from a dirt nap." He will be monitoring conversations in restaurants and if he hears "any of this Jesus zombie talk" he'll ask people to stop. It turns out jay is an atheist and his agenda is fairly obvious. Not that the callers get it.

Ep. 1411

Friday, May 3, 2019

Phil and the panel are back. Larry Grover is named “Christian businessman of the year” by Conservatives of Kern County. But things take a turn when they find out he was born into a cult. Bobbie Dooley discusses the fact some people who’ve never seen her think she’s black. And the fact she has a “deep, rich tan.”

Friday, December 9, 2005

Hour 1:Combover Boy joins the show, the topic of tonight's program is whether or not he's queer. Phil plugs the cd signing at Dave & Busters and talks about growing up in Arcadia. Phil talks about the Canadian TV Show "Trailer Park Boys." Bob Greene calls in to talk to Phil about Company Christmas Parties.Hour 2:Vernon Dozier is working at a mall as "That Son of A Bitch" Santa. He is upset because kids keeping farting his lap.Hour 3:Phil talks about Stanley Tookie Williams III. Phil reads some listener e-mail, talks about his Houston affiliate and the website.

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Austin Amarka runs a gas station and says he won't sell to people that aren't polite about buying gas or look like they don't deserve it. Hour 3: Steve Bosell is suing Mel Gibson because the Passion of the Christ attempts to pawn a sex-stud Jesus onto women.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Hour 1:Channel 19 news anchor Don Berman was terminated from his job after he had an affair with a high school girl. He says that if people don't write letters to the station demanding he be reinstated then the will go on the air and tell everyone that there's no Santa Claus.Hour 2:Steve Bosell dressed up as Joseph in a X-mas pageant. Roy Hutchins laughed and called him King Tut. Steve retaliated by telling Roy's daughter that she's adopted.Hour 3:The Phil Hendrie Show presents... Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol". Phil plays the infamous "Nog Lip" flashback and takes some calls.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Hour 1:David Hall and Dr.Jim Sadler are upset with Phil because they weren't invited to the premiere of "Teachers." Phil talks about the sluggish sales of this years "Best of" CD.Hour 2:Phil talks about his commute to work, Mayor Villaraigosa, and LA traffic. Phil talks about what a drag it is when your folks get old. Caller John was at the first taping of "Teachers." R.C. Collins thinks people that wear ear pieces for cell phones look like they're in the military. Phil reads some e-mail and talks about Chris Penn.Hour 3:Rudy Canosa plays the new Ashley Simpson single called "La-La" to prove its sexy and in the process refers to the Argentinean "cow" who insulted his honor. The PHS show presents "Earl Pants Car Talk." Jeff Dowder talks about the surf on the west coast, and Hal & Viola check in on their way to Laughlin.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Hour 1:The Phil Hendrie Show presents: American Idol Auditions. Phil files a complaint from a disgruntled listener. Phil explains to Margaret Grey why he cut her off before she sings "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?". What if Jesus Christ came back as a cab driver?Hour 2:Phil reads some e-mail. Phil plays a flashback possibly featuring the real Betty White, Hal & Viola, Clara Bingham, and Bob Greene weigh in. Phil talks about allergy season and welcomes Dolly Parton to the program. The PHS presents: Gary Snails Computer Show.Hour 3:Larry Grover is on with Phil to discuss his recent arrest. See what happens when he tells the listeners he tried to have an escort accompany him to a function. Mavis Leonard joins Phil to discuss Tookie Williams. She used to baby-sit him as a child.

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