Wednesday, December 4, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Art Griego begins to say he does not like Christmas lights because it's a celebration of dead soldiers coming back from war. Hour 2: Phil talks about making money, reads a list of Saddam Hussein's offenses and takes some calls. Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell and his guest General Johnson Jameson. Hour 3: Bob Green joins the show to discuss grocery check out people are being fazed out so he's offering them jobs as servers at a bachelor party at his house.

Friday, December 6, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts out talking about WMDs in Iraq. Steve Bosell has a friend at HBO, he spoils the ending of The Sopranos where Paulie Walnuts is from outer-space and Carmella Soprano is a dyke. Bud screws up the Top 10 holiday movies. Hour 2: Margaret Gray reports on Wynona Ryder getting convicted. Vernon Dozier comes on to say President Bush and how he's letting his “Da-Da” influence his decision on Iraq (he cracks up at the end). Jay Santos says Merry Christmas from the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Hour 3: This hour begins with Joe Dickhead's NFL picks. Vernon Dozier and Raj Fahneen join Phil in-studio. Rolland Schwinn from NBC come in to discuss the downfall of NBC.

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Tony Neil joins Phil to insert messages in video games to help parents with kids. The problem is the messages are sponsored: “don't smoke, but if you're going to smoke, smoke Camels” Phil is playing too much Madden 2003. Hour 2: R.C. Collins of Bradly Military Academy come on the show – he thinks it's OK for the military to go over to Iraq and commit war crimes against civilians because people like Martin Sheen and Laurence “Bone” signed a petition against the war. Pastor Rennick flashback from last night's show. Hour 3: Phil discusses some news. “Straight talk from Phil Hendrie”where he helps you get your significant other to watch the game with you. “The Bob Heverly Show and a drunken Christmas.” Phil has some road rage.

Monday, December 16, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts off talking about ants in is house and the exterminator he called. Larry Grover is on the show to tell Trent Lott should put a Beretta in his mouth and just do the right thing. Phil talks about Santa in Australia has been banned. David G. Hall from the previous week saying he's going to get the small pox vaccine first because he's so powerful. Hour 2: Margaret Gray is all over the news on Sean Penn. He's going to Iraq to see for himself what the situation is there and all Americans should follow his lead. If not, you shouldn't have an opinion on the war. Phil rants about spoiled actors in Hollywood with such attitude and they sound dumb. Hour 3: Steven Bosell sees a failure in the public school system with teachers. His evidence is that his daughter pointed out that he made a poo spot in the snow and feels she now talks like a dockside whore. Phil plays Mannheim Steamroller and says they lie. Johnny Hengle from KHUNG comes on with Christmas tunes.

Tuesday, December 17, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley joins the show to discuss the Trent Lott situation. She wrote a letter to anyone coming to her Homeowners Association from the south has to conduct themselves appropriatly and get any ideas of being Trent Lott out of their head.. “no spook jokes.” Flashback from Margaret. Hour 2: Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills comes on to talk about how funny and ridiculous the kids in the Christmas plays are in his kid's school. They get stoned before the shows in the parking lot. Phil talks about things going on in his life like PMS. Hour 3: Brad Rifkin works for the Salvation Army and wants some respect when collecting money...you have to look him in the eye when you walk by him in the shopping mall. Sean Penn comes on to talk about his visit to Iraq and his special relationship with Saddam Hussein but it's Phil. David comes on to yell at Phil for telling people he did the voice... “no one believes it was Sean Penn!”

Wednesday, December 18, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: A student gives his teacher a gift for Christmas, a nursing bra and a vibrator. His father, Eric Hester now wants to take her out for a cocktail. The Come-over Boy Show is on...check it out (on the Phil Hendrie show). Hour 2: The biggest forgotten news of 2002...Greta Van Sustern got her eyes done. Phil talks about some other stuff of that happened throughout the year. A bit tried on Monday, is re-tried with R.C. Collins. Bit from Bobbie Dooley yesterday – Racism is “so yesterday.” Hour 3: Jay Santos from the Citizens Auxiliary Police comes on say if you're in a mall parking lot more than 90 minutes, you'll have your tires deflated and paint chipped off it so you can be identified. Phil talks about Disneyland and the small pox vaccine.

Thursday, December 19, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Austin Amarka says it's deceitful to send out Christmas cards that indicate things are going okay in your life when they really aren't -- uses the example of his ex-wife. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, December 20, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is a high school football coach who thinks it's rude to sit in your car with your blinkers on waiting for someone to come in from a store. He thinks it's fun to screw with people when they do this. Johnny Depp come on to endorse the show (but it's really Phil)...Phil explains the show. Bob Green from yesterday. Hour 2: Phil takes calls from people who are watching the Webcast. Bobbie Dooley from Western Estates Parent/Teacher association is on to talk about “A Christmas Carol.” She finds it to be anti-Semitic. The Bob Heverly show, Bob is filling in and he's drunk. Hour 3: Don Burman from Channel 19 News is having Muhammad replace Santa this year because Muhammad didn't do anything to have people follow him so he needs to do some work. Football picks. Phil takes more calls.

Monday, December 23, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Jay Santos come on to talk about how people behave at Christmas parties. Lewd and Crude behavior will be monitored by the Citizens Auxiliary Police. A flashback with Paul "Tubby" Lane where he pisses in his pants when he's racing a Sega video game. Hour 2: An hour with Margaret Gray, she thinks first-class flying should be reserved for actors, celebrities and the weathly because she saw a woman there who looked uncomfortable with the first-class menu and a DVD player. She returns also with another entertainment report. Hour 3: Feature bit from the 2002 best of CD with R.C. Collins. Larry Grover and a woman in his office have counter-sexual harassment lawsuit claims against each other because she brought in an ultrasound picture to show off her pregnancy and he got her back by putting up a picture of his private area. Another bit from the 2002 best of CD.

Monday, December 30, 2002-Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Margaret Gray is on to talk about Dr. Laura's mother and having death with dignity. Her book is “Decomposed with Dignity.” Flashback with Bobbie Dooley as she protested “A Christmas Carol” is anti-Semitic. Hour 2: Ted Bell comes on to talk about New Year's Eve at “Ted's of Beverly Hills” and how you will be guaranteed safe there. He got to know the Arabs and Iranians in the area so come over and have a “Ted.” Hour 3: Vernon Dozier comes on the program to say in 1980 he invented “Africa Week.” to give black people something not to complain about. Jeff Dowder joins the program to talk about cloning and how if Phil has a clone he'd grow up to be a radio host with the name Phil8592 Hendrie7373.