Starting the show was Don Berman of channel 19 news who was filled with crap...filled with it.... about Mitt Romney....brimming with it... Margaret Grey, calling once again from her bath tub, tried to get Phil to buy the book "The Seven Branches of the Several Trees" by Deane Wheeler who Phil immediately recognized as the weird ass that was part of the gun debate last night. Later on we had Jay Santos at a gun range with his "sub-commanders" firing away at a target they bought at a toy store and almost killing one of the range employees. They are finally chased off the range when the owner threatens to call the police but they "play grab-ass up in the parking lot" chasing each other and smoking cigarettes until the police are called.

It was Jim "Happy" Fine joining the show in the first hour to discuss California's Salton Sea and complaints of an "odor" coming of of it lately because of dead fish. Mr. Fine went on to recount the tale of a "Lake Thing" or some type of creature that "consumed" his friend Dave Dickson, a man that "gave himself over" to the thing as a suicidal act of environmental support... Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joined the show to tell how he tried to keep people from scooping up money thrown into the steets of LA today by bank robbers.... Warren Benmen called the show to take exception to Phil saying Florida as a state smells as bad any other. Warren said Phil was taking a pot shot but was barely understandable given his brain injury from falling off a broadcast tower.

Phil discussed the debris heading toward the California coast from the Japanese tsunami while Robert and Bud specuulated as to why certain things wash up on Hawaiiin shores ("A food container would but a bus is too big." ??) Margaret blamed the United States for the tsuami debris because we "shouold have known it would happen and warned the Japanese to tie their boats up better." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police told Phil that the CAP was going to freeze Libyan assets. How? By basically mugging any Libyan diplomat they see walking down the street. "How much you got on you?" Margaret Grey, in a tour de force, closed the show with "Cay Sera Sera", "Paranoid" backed by Frank Grey's band Frank's Way and "Highway to Hell."

Phil recapped more of the election with the crew...Margaret once again got into a problem with Bud but this time excused herself to "go to the toilet" rather than chase him outside and put the toe of a high heel into his "scrotilia." Phil also talked with Lions announcer Jack Eigagder about his attack on team owner Edna Gerber and her son Touch. "It was consensual" Jack claimed... Hour Two....Jay Santos on the firing range with the CAP.....Hour Three...Reverend David Castorini thinks the zoo ape exhibit is an insult to God's law.

Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police told Phil he found it 'suspicious" that Obama won the popular vote by a narrow margin but won electoral votes by a wide margin. So he called up Major Elvis Newtons grandson, Corey Newton, at his 'private university' San Diego State, and asked him to head up to LA to figure it out, he being a guy who studies math "or how to add things up." Austin Amarca debated Vernon Dozier on the subject of the film 'Lincoln' and whether or not it was a 'slap to the face' of the Texas secession 'movement.' Bobbie and Steve Dooley came on the show to protest what they claimed was a slow-motion shot of Kimberly Guilfoyle on Fox 'eating a Twinkie in slow motion."

Margaret Grey sang a version of a song she first heard at the Chinese amabassadors residence in Washington, a song of longing for Taiwan's return to mainland China's control. Problem was she didn't know the lyrics and hummed 90 percent of it... Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police warns Phil and Margaret about Chinese spies listening in to the show as Margaret sings. "You got guys all over the country in dark suits, white dress shirts, bucked teeth and horn-rimmed glasses nodding approvingly," Steve says like an imbecile. When Phil tells him he's engaging in a racist stereotype that actually is more directed at the Japanese, Steve is stunned into silence... Frank Grey talked about his days as an entertainment lawyer and manager and how he felt about the Harry Potter films. "Harry Potter was a cheap piece of you know what. I hated her." Same goes now for "The Hobbit." "I hate the Hobbit's guts. She's the cheapest creep going..."