Austin Amarca was back on to conclude his comments from last night about the "industrial sized drum of Vaseline" that Phil claimed was ordered up by Pirate Bay. Austin also spoke about some tradesmen working the same construction jobs as him playing religious tapes loudly while they work. Austin generrally has "some Paw, Anthrax or Cyreth Ungal" to blast back at them.                 Austin's best friends, Anthrax Powerball numbers were drawn today and there were winning tickets sold in Arizona and Missouri. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police discussed the CAP's effort at insuring people know they haven't got a prayer of winning.. ...We also got some news on the CAP stopping and searching shopping bags carried by teenage girls because it was one such "sack of sin" that ruined Jay's first marriage.... Harvey Weirman attempted to give financial advice from the Rio in Las Vegas on what to do with Powerball winnings but kept stopping his waiter to get a drink order right. "Hey, you with the hair. I want three fingers of Dewars on the rocks and keep that ginger ale out of it."

Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police told Phil he found it 'suspicious" that Obama won the popular vote by a narrow margin but won electoral votes by a wide margin. So he called up Major Elvis Newtons grandson, Corey Newton, at his 'private university' San Diego State, and asaked him to head up to LA to figure it out, he being a guy who studies math "or how to add things up."Austin Amarca debated Vernon Dozier on the subject of the film 'Lincoln' and whether or not it was a 'slap to the face' of the Texas secession 'movement.' Kimberly Guilfoyle seconds after downing a TwinkieBobbie and Steve Dooley came on the show to protest what they claimed was a slow-motion shot of Kimberly Guilfoyle on Fox 'eating a Twinkie in slow motion."

Phil recapped more of the elecftion with the crew...Margaret once again got into a problem with Bud but this time excused herself to "go to the toilet" rather than chase him outside and put the toe of a high heel into his "scrotilia." Phil also talked with Lions announcer Jack Eigagder about his attack on team owner Edna Gerber and her son Touch. "It was consensual" Jack claimed...           "The ape insults God" Then... Hour Two....Jay Santos On The Firing Range With The CAP......Hour Three...Reverand David Castorini Thinks The Zoo Ape Exhibit Is An Insult To God's Law

Justin McElroy and his junior class student prefecture advisor Mr Model were on the show. It seems Mr. Model bought Facebook stock too early and after it tanked Justin made a crude comment to the man at school in front of others to the effect that Mr Model would want to "get it ready for facebook" while handing him a jar of Vaseline from his gym bag.. Rudy Canosa and Jay Santos talked about a Republican candidate for the US Senate from Indiana who said a child resulting from an act of rape "was intnded by God." Rudy said the only thing intended by God was the woman...the pregnency for him would be a torture chamber. Jay Santos said that what Rudy proposed was right out of the "Valachi Papers....ain't that about Argentina?" Phil tried to talk about a type of Scotch whiskey that is made from barley smoked in a peat fire but Bud said he's suspicious of anything smoked and then Margaret asked what THAT meant and finally Frank came on and talked about how he mistakenly subscribed to "Pole Smoke Weekly" and then Margaret finally got it....all to Phil's utter bemusement

"Margaret Grey, in a tour de force, closed the show with 'Cay Sera Sera', 'Paranoid' backed by Frank Grey's band Frank's Way and 'Highway to Hell.'" Show Log For Friday September 20, 2012Phil discussed the debris heading toward the California coast from the Japanese tsunami while Robert and Bud specuulated as to why certain things wash up on Hawaiiin shores ("A food container would but a bus is too big." ??) Margaret blamed the United States for the tsuami debris because we "shouold have known it would happen and warned the Japanese to tie their boats up better." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police told Phil that the CAP was going to freeze Libyan assets. How? By basically mugging any Libyan diplomat they see walking down the street. "How much you got on you?" Margaret Grey, in a tour de force, closed the show with "Cay Sera Sera", "Paranoid" backed by Frank Grey's band Frank's Way and "Highway to Hell."