Hour One: Phil talks about how men hate themselves and no men drink real champagne. Phil takes a call from a guy to let him know G. Gordon Liddy was infuriated on his own show about frivolous law suits and began reading all the law suits of Steve Bosell. Apparently fact checking on the G. Gordon Liddy talk show doesn't exist because he thought Steve Bosell was a real guy. Chris Norton comes in the studio to talk about the fact women treat him like a stud mule because his large male member is very apparent through his pleather pants. Chris takes calls from women. Chris then challenges Phil to whip his out and measure it. Hour Two: RC Collins phones in to talk about a DDR 2000 solo video game. It means a lot to RC because his Dad always shows his love to him in monetary ways. Nevermind the fact RC hans't seen his father in 4 years he knows his father loves him. His father provides a strong moral code for him to live by not like his alcoholic whore mother. Flashback to yesterdays show with the angry elderly caller yelling at Steve and Bobbie Dooley while they have sex on the radio. Hour Three: Dave Oliva is on to warn Chelsea Clinton not to go down the "skank road" the Bush twins have. Flashback to Steve Bosell filing a lawsuit about dogs and cats staring at him while he has sex. Phil then makes more fun of G. Gordon Liddy for being such a huge dumb-ass. Another caller tells Phil radio hosts are biting his material and using it on their show. Show log by George Koutsourais

Hour 1: RC Collins expects to be able to deflower America's daughters in exchange for fighting for Americans in Afghanistan. Phil closes talking about a Superbowl party at his house. Hour 2: Margaret Gray has started the "Kim DeLaney Defense Fund" for the NYPD Blue actress. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Ted Bell wants Americans to grow a pair of testicles and fly again like him, except he flies private charters. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder, after RC Collins calls and tries to hang up, takes exception to the new terrorist threats against the West Coast. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler and his northern California vigil says Americans need to reconcile their Thanksgiving guilt for "Ganistan" by receiving a hot grease enema from a turkey baster. He takes it from another man one time per year, and says if he was Osama bin Laden he would have done things differently.

Hour 1: RC Collins is a military cadet and clarifies some misconceptions that Phil and other civilian callers have about the military and combat. commandant Harvey Wireman appears at 30m. Phil closes laughing about the Taliban National Anthem. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about Afghanistan bombings. SECOND HALF. Bob McGraw is promoting Afghanistan charities to increase his spa business earnings. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley accidentally shot the pool man and tries to justify it by saying our country is under attack and she might have gotten raped. Phil closes talking about ruining one's credit.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks with callers about websites with his name as the domain name. SECOND HALF. Roland Schwinn's Thanksgiving Feast Exhibition. He eats in front of the homeless to encourage them to do better. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Bobbie Dooley won't eat at a friends house because she thinks the turkey baster was used for insemination. SECOND HALF. Phil commentary, Radio Free Afghanistan with Raj Fahneen. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Lloyd Bonafide says veterans and RV drivers should not have to use turn signals. SECOND HALF. Commentary, RC Collins calls in.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Vernon Dozier is furious over the Aladdin soundtrack because it's patently anti-American. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about the Phil Linton quiz. he offered huge prizes for impossibly hard questions. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is charging a woman in her HOA 90 dollars a month who is claiming to be the first to say that the missionaries arrested in Afghistan were dumb and ugly. Phil closes talking about Harry Potter. Hour 3: Phil talks about the show, does RC Collins with Straight Outta Chatsworth, and talks about Howard Hughes and his hygienic compulsions.

Hour 1: RC Collins says young men will not tolerate being struck by a woman, and if this happens they should give a good-old fashioned slap to the face or push them out of a moving car. This is in the wake of Tawny Kitaen being charged with striking husband Cleveland Indian pitcher Chuck Finley. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Chris Norton of Crubiton Escort Services runs a gigalo service but doesn't offer sex to women over 40 because they're all dried up.

Hour 1: RC Collins says if he's gonna fight in Afghanistan he wants Tiger Woods representing Americans, not Jack Nicklaus. The academy has a foghorn that sounds when a cadet is washed out; he uses it on callers. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says the Springtacular will have to be rescheduled because Janice Greely’s husband was caught in the bathroom masturbating. Her husband's underwear was stuck together. The bit ends with Bobbie catching Steve in the bathroom with Kool & The Gang "Celebration" playing. Closes with a flashback of 2002-04-15b and a reprise of Bobby Dooley catching Steve.

Hour 1: Art Griego says that the LA Race Riots occurred because of Jay Leno replacing Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: RC Collins will not fight for his country unless he's allowed to listen to Eminem. Ends with rap song Straight Out of Chatsworth.

Hour 1: Jeff Dowder is an ex-convict who wants his mom out of her house when he gets home so he can open a halfway house. Operation Yellow Ribbon. Hour 2: Roland Schwinn says that when you don't give a kid a car at age 16 that they end up on the path to criminal behavior. On Jake Helder, eating and pipe bombs [DJB]. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about pipe bombers. RC Collins asks "is pipe bombs all that bad" and debates Harvey Wireman. SECOND HALF. Phil rants about the Catholic scandal and says the church will go bankrupt, talks about the George Lopez Show.