Tonight Bobbie Dooley commented on the Casey Anthony murder trial. Casey Anthony, in Bobbie's opinion, has what a lot of women want. She is good looking and she has the eyes of the nation on her. There are nights, Bobbie said, that she looks at her son sleeping and thinks "man he's really asking for it." Just kneel on his arms, push the pillow against his face and say the "Our Father" until the thrashing stops.                      Typical Meth Addict Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills thinks John Edwards "still has the smell of hog on him." Otherwise he would have done what Ted does..keep a fund for paying people off that insures nothing makes it into the news. Ted keeps the fund topped off by garnishing ten percent from his food server's and cocktail waitresses' tip money. "Ten percent of their tips is generally what they're going to blow on a meth-addict boyfriend with his Rocky and Bullwinkle haircut!" Huh? Thanks to Nathan Vine for the Art Bell bit tonight..sorry we fucked it up a little....as well as the Ted Bell. Thanks to Kevin Meyer for inspiring the Bobbie Dooley bit.

Uh, I'm Ted Bell. They tell me the cap got put on that well. That's nice. Why I wasn't given the heads up on that is beyond belief. I make it my business to cultivate friends in the media because they are generally people who have a pipeline to what's going on. One of those people is..thank you...Phil Hendrie. And yet I have to log onto his web site to find out BP has capped this thing AND that the price of BP stock has started to climb. I don't care if Mr. Hendrie has a radio show to do or if he has bills to pay or if he has to, you know, as the saying goes, see a man about a dog. When he has potentially lucrative information...strike that...nothing potential about it..when he has lucrative information like this BP well cap and he doesn't have the common decency to punch on his phone and give me a friendly "drop dead" I don't know what. He could have called and farted into the phone, screamed, laughed, thrown the phone out of a moving car. That's how good I am at picking up the cues and reading between the lines. I can hear the sound of a phone being thrown from a car and I know that means BP stock is priced right---jump it, climb it, grunt on it. Sorry for the crudity. But what's crude is me knowing that BP stock was priced right and I didn't strike when I had the chance because Phil Hendrie..of the WORLD FAMOUS PHIL HENDRIE SHOW....decided to let me rot in the Okee-fu-Stupid swamp. I'm Ted Bell