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“Vernon Dozier is more concerned with, you guessed it, how dumb the parents of his students are…” Show Log For Wednesday November 14, 2012

Phil talks with Bobbie Dooley tonight (and Steve) about the socialite sisters involed in the Petraeus affair but winds up mediating a cat fight between her and Margaret that ends with Bobbie quoting Mercedes McCambridge to Joan Crawford in "Johnny Guitar": "I'm going to kill you." "I'm going to kill you" That spurs a whole discussion of Mercedes McCambridge doing the voice of Satan in "The Exorcist." Margaret claims to have auditioned for the part as well but when she does her Satan voice for Phil and the crew, they laugh at her.... Vernon Dozier comes on to talk about the Petraeus affair but is more concerned with, you guessed it, how dumb the parents of his students are...

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Vernon and Margaret both found the discussion distasteful and infuriating as Herb seemed to know more about football than either of them Show Log For Monday February 6, 2012

Herb Sewell, a convicted child molester and now academic researcher, came on the show to comment on a particularly heinous case in Los Angeles with the provision that he got to do an analysis of the Super Bowl. Herb hopes to one day do play by play. The following hour Herb hung around and was joined by Vernon Dozier and Margaret Grey to discuss the Super Bowl, a discussion Vernon and Margaret both found distasteful and infuriating as Herb seemed to know more about footbal than either of themVernon Dozier during Bel-Mars loss to Hickory Hill in the Tier One Round-Up

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Episode 149: Vernon And The Big Game

From January 30, 2004, two days before the Janet Jackson Super Bowl fiasco, it's Vernon Dozier. Vernon is almost stroking out over having to attend the birth of a grandson rather than watching the big game...

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Episode 292: Vernon Goes Back to School

Vernon Dozier tries to justify his interest in dating a high school girl by portraying his wife like something out of the Exorcist and Halloween. Oh, and he's getting the stadium named after him too. Classic Vernon from December 2004.

Vernon’s Pay Day

Teacher Vernon Dozier is very excited about one of his students in this years graduating class who he will be asking to marry him the moment she walks off the podium with her diploma. from June 2004.(0:36:20)

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Retired firefighter Herman Whittaker agrees with the decision to remove Jerry Lewis from the MDA telethon. "It was Jerry Lewis that caused me to thirst for comedy featuring people with their knees knocking together." Mavis Leonard called in and agreed with Hermans suggestion they hire a black host. "I vote for Johnny Depp," she said. Vernon Dozier and Father James McQuarters called the show to talk about the upcoming high school football season. Coach Dozier talked about mental toughness and Father McQuarters discussed praying for a player on the opposing team to suffer paralysis. By the end of the segment Father McQuarters was begging Coach Dozier for a drink.

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” I can only hope JoePa is a werewolf like that one in the movie where they pried the lid off and the wolf came out and lunched their faces.” Show Log For Tuesday July 24, 2012

" I can only hope JoePa is a werewolf like that one in the movie where they pried the lid off and the wolf came out and lunched their faces." Show Log For Tuesday July 24, 2012Bobbie Dooley, Steve Dooley and Vernon Dozier discuss a prayer vigil that Bobby wants to have to "celebrate things we are thankful for." It develops however, thanks to Vernon Dozier who was at her house earlier for a coffee to talk about Belmar Academy, that Ms. Dooley wants to sell downloads of a new self-produced album she has done called "A Woman," featuring a song she called "I've never been to Bimini," not knowing it's actually "I've never been to me."Paterno Dozier stays over for the second hour to discuss the NCAA sanctions against Penn State. Dozier loves Paterno, the same way he loved his police officer father; he thinks he was a twisted, filfthy old degenerate that he respected highly and feels he is having his legacy desecrated as if the NCAA "has pried the lid off of his crypt and wants to rub JoPa's face in it and I can only hope JoePa is a werewolf like that one in the movie where they pried the lid off and the wolf came out and lunched their faces."

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Tonight is was Vernon Dozier, high school teacher, on why a 16 year old girl would take off on a bike and then say she was kidnapped as happened in Northern California recently. The girl was actually with friends where she shouldn't have been. But Vernon says most of these girls grab their bikes and ride over to "the rich side of town to have sex with a guy who owns a hockey team." (He played "Poor Side Of Town" by Johnny Rivers here) Leave the kids alone, reasons Mr. Dozier, as they are just looking for some privacy after their mothers "shoved their big noses into the girls diary." Mavis Leonard, elementary school teacher, supported a Massachusetts program that passes out condoms to 6 and 7 year olds, even over the objections of their parents. "We don't need children from families with syphilitics in their medical history jumping off of daddy's flat-bed truck and hobling into school infecting our teachers." Phil was so disgusted he hung up on everyone...Mavis, the callers, everybody....

Monday, December 6, 2010

Dr. Jim Sadler made a rare appearance last night talking about sex education and better ways to communicate with kids. Dr. Sadler thinks there's something to a dirty joke worked into a TV show like The Simpson's Sunday night. A muppet-like character named Moe had this exchange with singer Katy Perry. Moe: "I'm gonna kiss your belly button." Perry: "That's not my belly button....but don't stop." Dr. Sadler thinks this is the solution to parents not wanting to deal with the topic but not wanting the schools to either. By the way, Dr. Sadler threw his hat into the ring with a children's book that had Santa walking in on the Elves masturbating. It was burned by angry parents in a San Diego parking lot. Next up was football coach Vernon Dozier, from Bel Mar Academy, Glendale, California. He was reacting to the problem of "hover" parents, parents who feel they have the right to interfere in high school football programs, even to the extent of watching game film and making suggestions. It was vintage Vernon as he angered parents with comments like "The stadium is called Dozier Stadium...that's ME."

Friday, December 6, 2002

Friday, December 6, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts out talking about WMDs in Iraq. Steve Bosell has a friend at HBO, he spoils the ending of The Sopranos where Paulie Walnuts is from outer-space and Carmella Soprano is a dyke. Bud screws up the Top 10 holiday movies. Hour 2: Margaret Gray reports on Wynona Ryder getting convicted. Vernon Dozier comes on to say President Bush and how he's letting his “Da-Da” influence his decision on Iraq (he cracks up at the end). Jay Santos says Merry Christmas from the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Hour 3: This hour begins with Joe Dickhead's NFL picks. Vernon Dozier and Raj Fahneen join Phil in-studio. Rolland Schwinn from NBC come in to discuss the downfall of NBC.

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