Vernon Dozier, varsity football coach and social sciences teacher at Belmar Academy discussed with Phil his showing a video tape of a tased teenager to members of his social sciences class. Mr. Dozier said he pointed out to the kids that the teenager in the video had been walking down the street naked and was told to stop by police. "No dirty punk is going to be walking down the street in front of my daughter without getting tased." Dozier put the tasing video into a loop to show the kid getting it over and over. The students laughed but Dozier also told his students that he showed them the video as a warning: If they act out that's what they get. Bobbie and Steve Dooley joined Phil from the Western Estates Homeowners Association. Bobbie told Phil she had to penalize one of the homeowners there, Karen Walton-Turnbull, 10 percent of her HOA dues because she hosted people at her home to watch the Chilean mine rescue when they should have been at Bobbie's house. "We ordered the Mexican buffet from Bristol Farm." Ms Dooley said she believes she is the "moral, informational and emotional center of the community" and if anyone's going to "host people watching Chile" it should be her.

Tonight is was Vernon Dozier, high school teacher, on why a 16 year old girl would take off on a bike and then say she was kidnapped as happened in Northern California recently. The girl was actually with friends where she shouldn't have been. But Vernon says most of these girls grab their bikes and ride over to "the rich side of town to have sex with a guy who owns a hockey team." (He played "Poor Side Of Town" by Johnny Rivers here) Leave the kids alone, reasons Mr. Dozier, as they are just looking for some privacy after their mothers "shoved their big noses into the girls diary." Mavis Leonard, elementary school teacher, supported a Massachusetts program that passes out condoms to 6 and 7 year olds, even over the objections of their parents. "We don't need children from families with syphilitics in their medical history jumping off of daddy's flat-bed truck and hobling into school infecting our teachers." Phil was so disgusted he hung up on everyone...Mavis, the callers, everybody....

Dr. Jim Sadler made a rare appearance last night talking about sex education and better ways to communicate with kids. Dr. Sadler thinks there's something to a dirty joke worked into a TV show like The Simpson's Sunday night. A muppet-like character named Moe had this exchange with singer Katy Perry. Moe: "I'm gonna kiss your belly button." Perry: "That's not my belly button....but don't stop." Dr. Sadler thinks this is the solution to parents not wanting to deal with the topic but not wanting the schools to either. By the way, Dr. Sadler threw his hat into the ring with a children's book that had Santa walking in on the Elves masturbating. It was burned by angry parents in a San Diego parking lot. Next up was football coach Vernon Dozier, from Bel Mar Academy, Glendale, California. He was reacting to the problem of "hover" parents, parents who feel they have the right to interfere in high school football programs, even to the extent of watching game film and making suggestions. It was vintage Vernon as he angered parents with comments like "The stadium is called Dozier Stadium...that's ME."