Thursday, July 31, 2003 Hour 1: Bob Green does not allow hot lunches in his store because they're Unamerican. he threw out an diabetic employee's hot lunch because of this. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, July 30, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder is with an organization that calls parents of a missing kid to remind them their kids are missing. He says even if it's been 20 or 30 years, you need to put down the TV remote and the chili and keep looking. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler says that giving a kidney to the parent of a girl you raped makes it okay. and he also hates Volkswagens.

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 Hour 1: Dave Oliva says that we need to see a photo of the dead Bob Hope to prove he actually died. Hour 2: (FIRST HALF) Larry Grover is trying to get a law into the books that would make it illegal for a woman to not go through with the act once sex has started. He had freaked out his last girlfriend by telling her he was going to borax the sheets after the act. (SECOND HALF) David G Hall yells at Phil for not wanting to do a Bob Hope tribute. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, July 28, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Jay Santos got a breast cancer awareness march limited to a restricted area because he feels the cancer survivors are trying to push their agenda down people's throats.

Friday, July 25, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-06-10 hour two. Decorating selves with military medals. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-06-17 hour three. NASCAR courting homosexuals. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-06-16 hour two. Harry Potter promotes devil worship.

Thursday, July 24, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley says that Kobe Bryant buying the woman he cheated on a 4 million dollar ring fixed everything. Hour 2: Chris Norton says Kobe Bryant is a victim because women push theirselves on attractive men all the time, and she probably accused him of rape because he didn't call her the next day after the date. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, July 23, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier looks up to coach Ude Hussein in Iraq and says he wishes he could motivate his quarterback to play harder by putting out a cigarette on his back.

Tuesday, July 22, 2003 Hour 1: Steve Bosell violently pulled his wife out of a rental car because he wasn't going to sit in the passenger seat like an effeminate male. Hour 2: Bob Bakian is a businessman who is mad because Kobe Bryant might not be playing. He had business deals riding on it, and says Vanessa Bryant should ease off and deal with it. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, July 21, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Clara Bingham says Kobe Bryant is innocent, and she tells her middle school students this.

Friday, July 18, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-06-05 hour one. Teaching teenage girls to wax (Part 1). Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-06-05 hour two. Teaching teenage girls to wax (Part 2).