Phil interviews Charley LeFountaine about texting while driving and how he was hit head on by a woman someone in HIS car was texting...Steve Bosell wants to talk about domestic spying but can't take his eyes off some LAFD airplanes that are scooping water from a pond on his property in order to put out a fire further up the canyon. Steve's okay with that but he doesn't want them joy-riding and "pressing ham" as they fly by, offending his 12 year old daughter.

Bobbie Dooley told Phil and the crew that Robin Thicke couldn't help but "cup that woman's ass" in a recentlt released photo since women are always manuevering mens hands into "sticking them down their fronts or slipping them under brassieres." Vernon Dozier spoke with Phil about a fast food workers strike in 60 cities across America today and the need for a 15 dollar an hour minimum wage. Vernon himself has been working the summer at McDonalds to augment his teachers salary and is forced to "lovingly and with great skill construct a perfect ice cream sundae for some bored 14 year old girl with a bad nail job because otherwise there are five old ladies breathing down my neck to take my job!" Margaret Grey and David G. Hall jumped all over Phil for telling Margaret to tone down the drama in expressing her opinion on Syria. Phil didn't like what Bud and Robert called "sloppy-jaw," a way she had of relaxing the phrasing of words for impact.

Phil was with Frank and Margaret Grey tonight as they remembered the TV pilot they shot for CBS called "Bunkhouse." Margaret played "Darnell" a girl who worked in the Bunkhouse kitchen and slept with every trail bum and cowhand in "the greater Sedonia area." Also Harvey Weirman tried to fight his way through another news story, mispronouncing just about every word. Dr. Jim Sadler had a curious conversation with Lloyd Bonafide about narcolepsy and how Sadler had a narcoleptic attack one night at a strip club near LAX and after passing got his pants pulled down by Lloyd, insuring city wide news coverage....

Margaret Grey, Doug Dannger and some idiot named Wayne Urban commented on the aftermath to the Miley Cyrus controversy...Margaret did play by play... Larry Grover and Jack Armstrong debated the Syrian crisis while Gloria Grover, Larry's mother, gets on the extension and busts Larry's balls. This time it's about him being uncircumcised and his late father nicknaming him "Missile Dick."

On the show tonight Dr. Jim Sadler talked about the need for measles vaccinations and a preacher at the church he attends with his wife Tammy that wears purple shorts and a cape... The Miley Cyrus controversy was dealt with by Bobbie Dooley with Steve chiming in. Bobbie is again worried women won't know how to dance like craven sluts to please their men so she's (naturally) giving classes... Deane Wheeler, on the show to talk about mental health, is distracted by a family of squirrels that have been living in a tree on Deane's property for months. Among the many bits of discussion is a pest control guy that Deane hired who is fashioning "little nooses" and Austin Amarca calling and advising Deane to "show the squirrels how much better humans have it. Open your bathroom window and let them see you drawing a bath."