Engineering Professor Don Micksa guest hosts and addresses a few members of the media on the topic of his chronic bad breath. Don just doesn't see the big deal and is more concerned with a student of his who chooses to smell his own fingers than deal with Don's breath.

Vernon Dozier and Jeff Dowdder get into some obscure sports debate that ends with Vernon ready to kill, as usual. David G. Hall continues the discussion on why the Mike Ohoai Hawaiian Time Show the other night blew so hard, and animal expert Dr. William Brown, who also despises animals, discusses a shark sighting off the California coast.

When a neighbor's garage and tool shed burn to the ground, Bobbie and Steve Dooley blame Nancy Grace's "enormous, hypnotizing television face." Margaret Grey's accompanist Chick Lavender sings along to a recording by Dodger pitcher Don Drysdale, and Rudy Canosa spreads his charm around at the gym.

It's the Mike Ohoai Hawaiian Time Show. Mike plays romantic melodies from the islands while arguing with co-host Brother Bill over the best way to throw the American imperialist government out of Hawaii so they can quit playing the ukulele at the airport "with crap-eating grins."

By popular demand, it's the return of The Margaret Grey Players with special guest star Mavis Leonard as Traffic guy Bob Bakian. The "panel" interviews Ted Bell and Professor Don Micksa whose breath, it turns out, is so bad a cadaver dog once "hit" on it.

It's a Memorial Day Lloyd-Off with Koren War vet Lloyd Bonafide. First he deals with running over someone, confident any judge will give him probation because he's old. Then, for some convoluted reason he gets irate at an Asian-American kid for wearing a Kobe Bryant jersey.

Phil tries to interview Frank Grey about his years representing country DJ Gene Gebell while Frank plays a round of golf. And Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police argues against so-called internet "doxing," but then changes his mind.

Phil struggles with trying to talk to country disc jockey Gene Gebel about his newly published autobiography "I've Been Shot 63 Times" because one of those times was in the face and Gene has some nerve damage there. Later, Vernon Dozier introduces his father, Unger Dozier, who talks to the panel about his love of the Dallas Cowboys.