Phil and the panel immediately get into an argument over a show Frank Grey was watching about prehistoric lice. Meanwhile, the Delmonico is in trouble for looking up the dresses of women at the school fair. And Tom Cattan returns to talk about his assault arrest and the fact he’s a “warlock and the head of (his) local coven.” Originally aired on January 9th, 2015.

We're featuring another of the newly found archive tapes for today's pre-show. From May 1997, it's "Viola Eats Cat Food." Then it's the Coach Vernon Dozier show... a recap of the BelMar Academy season with phone calls from opposing coaches, school administrators, and parents, all questioning the coach's ability, and yes, sanity. Originally aired on December 22, 2014.

Margaret Grey and husband Frank flew to Hawaii on Sunday, so they joined the show with Frank eventually being too incoherent from alcohol to speak. Jeff Dowdder came on to report on a surfing competition in Oahu and brought Bud some supposedly meaningful conch shell named after a great-uncle of Toby Beau's. Fred Waoo, a local resident who serves roast beef sandwiches on New Year's Eve, a "Hawaiian tradition," joined the show only to then walk off when things got too stupid.

The show originates from an ELCOTT property on Kauai, Hawaii. Dr Elcott again hurls accusations at Phil and the crew of playing grab ass around one of the ELCOTT pools. Doug Dannger reports on Star Wars making a billion dollars.

It's Phil's Saturday Cinema! Today, Phil blathers through the original "Fast and Furious" with John Ireland and Dorothy Malone! Pretty funny remembrances of yesterday and today.

Phil and the crew welcomes onto the show our new reporter-at-large Don Micksa to talk about Anthony Bourdain and whether he's really an adventurer or just a guy with good connections. Margaret gets in the Christmas spirit and sings "Jingle Bells." Chef Chodillia gets frustrated again as he tries to give his recipe for turkey stuffing. And Mavis Leonard comments on her performance in yesterday's "A Christmas Carol."

It's "Principles of Abundance in the 21st Century" author and lecturer Kenny Slag, back with a whole new load of bullshit, a nervous mother hen producer and a studio owner who sits there staring at Kenny and picking his nose.