As discussed during the Friday night chat, Phil has a big audition at CBS, so we've got a repeat from March 7th, 2015 for today's podcast. Dr. Arthur Barn soon finds the audience turning on him as he pats himself on the ass for figuring out there’s no such thing as vampires. And on the pre-show we've got another of the newly found lost archive tapes! It's "We don't sell cars to fat chicks" from May 1999.

Another Saturday Cinema with Phil! This time Phil watches the 1933 classic "The Ghoul".

It's our weekly BSP meeting with Allie, Bungholio, Paulie, Jeff, Luke, PhilPhan and other fine friends and associates. Listen in!

Margaret Grey carves the song "Macarthur's Park" a new one. Then Larry Grover and his mother Gloria review last night's debate.

Ted Bell rolls out Boyd "Sky Baby" Sweetan's new promo, produced by the same people that gave us "We Want To Put Our Meat In Your Mouth." Mark Himshaw, a Donald Trump supporter, has a problem getting what he needs to say said because he's calling from a roomful of women that "won't shut up." Featuring Jack Armstrong and Harvey Weirman.

Frank Grey talks with Margaret about a small, weird dog they had named Posie that bit off part of the hand of one of Frank's friends because the guy was "walking garbage." Mavis Leonard, about to board a charter to Sparks, Nevada, realizes Sky Baby may be the pilot. What ensues sounds mostly like a ground battle in Vietnam with Mavis being heard to say "we got Sky Baby in the wire!"

Bobbie and Steve Dooley are at the "Gated Community Expo" talking with Phil about the kinds of foods people using food stamps should not be allowed to eat: steaks, lobster, chops, cutlets, and cakes. Dave Oliva imagines what it will be like if Americans and Chinese meet on Mars in 2020. Doug Danger discusses the film "The Sister of Frankenstein," where apparently there's graphic sex between Frankenstein's monster and the Bride of Frankenstein on a gurney.

Jeb Bush dropping from the presidential race is discussed by Conservatives of Kern County Chairman Larry Grover, who's out golfing with Frank Grey to raise money for his organization. Father James McQuarters discusses the Apple iPhone "back door" controversy and it's also revealed that the term "door to door" is likewise a sexual inference. Pastor William Rennick believes the "British Empire" can withstand any "Brexit" from the European Union...

Jimmy gets into trouble with gangsters and a show girl after he's neglected at home by his two drunken parents.