Hour 1:Phil welcomes Paul Lane to the show. He is on vacation in California. He wants to watch Monday Night Football instead of the baseball playoffs. He thinks it's his constitutional right to go into a bar and watch football instead of the playoffs. Paul Lane goes so far as to demand the bar change the channel.Hour 2:David G. Hall joins Phil and asks him to discuss why God is angry at the Muslims...People believe that is why the earthquake happened in Pakistan. Phil plays a listener flashback from 2/14/03, called Nerve Gas, starring Warren Berman.Hour 3:Frodo the Puppet is on with Phil as he explains the bull crap. Frodo thinks with any luck this season on his t.v. show Phil will end up like John Ritter. Margaret Gray is on to tell Phil he thinks it is racist that Ashlee Simpson sang on Saturday Night Live. Phil welcomes a play called Jack and the Beanstalk starring, R.C. Collins, Margaret Gray, and Harvey Wireman. Frank Gray (with his gender confusion) comes on to read a story about a military sergeant major and his or her past sex life.
Hour 1:Bobbie Dooley is on with Phil tonight. She found pornography in her sons room that was strictly of African American women. Bobbie has it in her head that black women practice voodoo, but do they or are these racial issues that Bobbie has within herself? Tune into this hour to figure out just what Bobbie Dooley thinks!Hour 2:Phil has the Chinese Space Agency on tonight. Their countdown to lift off is a gong. R.C. Collins and Harvey Wireman debate whether it is a funny bit or not! Phil discusses the controversy over the White Sox win. Phil plays a listener flashback called "Guns In Household" featuring Lloyd Bonafide. Dr. Jim Sadler is on. He wrote a book called "Hollywood Uncovered." He thinks Hollywood lies about Vampires. Alf joins Phil and to discuss Jesse Jackson.Hour 3:Clara Bingham is on with Phil to discuss religion and schools. Her school endorses all religions, even Wicca. They show animal sacrifices to the kids and believe it is an acceptable religion for kids to learn.
Hour 1:Jeff Dowder and Harvey Wireman debate the merits of the jury system. Jeff got busted with pot. Margaret Gray calls in and says "how dare George Bush send people to vote in Iraq." Margaret Gray sings "American Idiot" by Green Day. After singing Phil blows up Margaret. Brad Rifkin is on with Phil...he purchased a gym to help promote boxing to kids...Brad think's the Muslim gimmick is done.Hour 2:Vernon Dozier is on with Phil discussing women's cramps and the workplace. He thinks if women take time off of work for cramps, men should get time off for sports. He wanted to call in sick because the Angel's lost. He lost money from a bet, and drank way to much and felt he could not function at work. Hence why he said men should be allowed to call in sick because of sports.Hour 3:Father James McQuarters wants to have kids on stage naked performing Genesis in the school play...He feels that it is ok as this is the way the Bible tells the story, but parents are outraged and believe he is a pervert.
Hour 1:Phil welcomes Steve Bosell to the show. He is on discuss his recent "Jay Walking" appearance on the Jay Leno Show. When asked where Mexico was, Steve could not answer. He is suing the show because they humiliated him, but Steve also signed a waiver. Callers believe Steve has no shot at a lawsuit because he signed the waiver.Hour 2:Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills joins the show.He is upset because he was caught sleeping with fat women in the liquor closet. Ted thinks his wife is wrong and should not be upset with him. Callers are outraged and feel sorry for Ted's wife having to go through the humiliation of her stupid husband.Hour 3:Phil plays a flashback from 5/5/05 called Evolution vs.. Creationism. Harvey Wireman calls in because he heard the flashback. He did not like Lloyd Bonafide saying he was King Kong's in-law.
Hour 1:The show starts 21 minutes late due to a power outage. Don Feeble joins the program with "Animal Rights on the Move." R.C. Collins wants to take over Howard Stern's job and sings "Puppy Love." Jeff Dowder calls in to talk about Hitler and his mistress Eva Braun. Phil tries to research his dad on the internet. Phil takes a call from someone with more input on the Hitler rumor.Hour 2:Lloyd Bonifide thinks the 26-year old that just moved into his neighborhood is a prostitute because she owns her own home.Hour 3:Bud Dickman's election results. Harvey Wireman doesn't know what a Gubenational is. Phil rants and reads some news.
Hour 1:Phil brings on "Law Talk with Harvey Wireman." Father McQuarters recites the Edmund Fitzgerald song. Phil rants about his dad, Gordon Lightfoot, and "A Mighty Wind." Justin McAlroy with the Junior Lightup Organization wants to be able to light up and school.Hour 2:Larry Grover is having a man sleep with his blind girlfriend because he doesn't believe in sex before marriage.Hour 3:Phil reads some news, Alf calls in to tell Phil that he saw the ghost of Bob Barker. Jeff Dowder calls in to talk about Wade Gallagos and Native Americans. Phil rants about Bed and Breakfasts and gay bars, then reads some e-mail.
THE PHIL HENDRIE ANNUAL THANKSGIVING STUCK IN TRAFFIC SHOW!!"Best of" presentation featuring classic calls from the past year including moments from Bobbie Dooley, Harvey Wireman, Margaret Grey, Jay Santos, Steve Bosell, R.C.Collins, Lloyd Bonifide, and many others.
Hour 1:Phil talks about his bronchial infection, the USC game, and almost getting trampled. Phil reads some listener e-mail and plugs the CD signing. Harvey Wireman joins the program to help read the track listing from the new "Best of 2005" CD.Hour 2:Vernon Dozier doesn't say "I love you" to his wife on the phone because he fears that other coaches will think he is saying it to another guy. Callers think Vernon is an idiot and that he shouldn't be embarrassed for telling his wife he loves her.Hour 3:Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills joins the show.He is upset because he was caught sleeping with fat women in the liquor closet. Ted thinks his wife is wrong and should not be upset with him. Callers are outraged and feel sorry for Ted's wife for having to go through the humiliation of her stupid husband.
Hour 1:Margaret Gray in on the program with her annual X-mas protest, Rudy Canosa joins her as they sing "Deck the Halls." Phil talks about how he's been coming in to work a little later than usual. Jim Sadler claims Phil said the script for "Teachers" was stupid when he first read it. Combover Boy's website has a chatroom, Phil's listeners have been jamming it. Harvey Wireman promotes "A Christmas Carol" which will be performed on tomorrows webcast. Frank Gray has gender confusion while talking about David Fernish, Elton John's husband.Hour 2:Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills had to fire an employee after a sexual harassment claim in regards to an inappropriate gift given at their company Secret Santa gift exchange. Phil talks about Saddam Hussein and Mancow.Hour 3:Chris Pootay's Love Songs: Chris freaks out when he takes a call from a woman he met at a signing. Phil reads some e-mail. Gaylan Shaw is looking for TV shows that families can enjoy and shares his feelings on interracial relationships. Phil enjoys some character quotes and talks about Cheaper by the Dozen 2. Bud Dickman says too many blacks and gays at the Academy Awards. Jeff Dowder calls in to discuss Bonnie Hunt.
Hour 1:Jeff Dowder and Harvey Wireman debate the merits of LSD. Bobbie Dooley attempts to promote the "Day O" Spa tank top. Phil rants about Direct TV, and the hostage standoff in Florida. Margaret Grey sings the Banana Boat song in honor of Harry Belafonte. Phil discusses the NFL playoff and video gaming.Hour 2:Ted Bell served a rum and coke to a child who was acting up in his steakhouse.Hour 3:Justin MacAlroy got called into the principals office for wearing a Phil Hendrie Show t-shirt to school. R.C. Collins claims he's Dale Earnheart Jr. Phil reads some e-mail. John Anes promotes his steakhouse. Phil reads some more news and talks about the Critics Choice Awards.
