Hour One:Steve Bosell, the Corona construction contractor started taking magic lessons mail-order so he could work kids birthday parties on weekends. So he goes to these kid's parties as "Magic Steve" and does his thing but the kids tell him he sucks and would rather play in the bounce house. Steve decides to sue the mother and father that hosted one of these parties because since kids are minors "they don't have the constitutional right to free speech." And the kids exercising their free speech by walking out on his boring magic show is therefore illegal.Hour TwoDavid Hall comes on to tell Phil that he has a brain tumor and isn't expected to live. When Phil gets emotional, David says he's only kidding and just wanted to "liven up the show." Then a a woman from down South calls to say she suffered a brutal rape just two months ago and there is nothing funny about what Mister Hall just did. Then her voice changes to a mans and she says "Baba-Booey!" We then played a listener flashback with Austin Amarca and had Walter Cronkite on to say Dan Rather, while being a very good friend, is queer. Lloyd Bonifide does an angry version of "Who Let the Dogs Out" and then Phil explains to Bud how Dan Rather simply got caught in the grinding wheels of the new internet style journalism and was unprepared. Herb Sewell, broadcastings only convicted child molester-turned news commentator, came on to report on the Michael Jackson trial.Hour ThreeWe open with a heavyweight championship fight between Paris Hilton and a fictional IBC champion, Billy Brewer. Brewer stops Hilton in the 4rth round with a TKO. Phil then talks boxing, more specifically watching Ali with the kids and how he tried to explain to the kids who Ali was. Margaret Grey comes on to say that after coming back from Venezuela where she had "buttock augmentation" she was sure at least one man would "have the common decency to come up to me and say 'nice butt.'" It didn't happen and Margaret thinks its because her butt is so nice, the guys don't want to offend their "flat-assed wives." Then Phil reads an e-mail from a 13 year old listener and explains why he can't exactly encourage kids to listen to his show, a decidedly adult comedy show.

Hour 1: Raj has a theory that natural born Americans couldn’t pass their own countries citizenship test…but they are very knowledgeable when it comes to fast food.Hour 2: Bobbie and Steve Dooley were on last night to talk about the wonderful topiary ( a bush carved to look like something) Steve created in their front yard that looks like Bobbie breasts. Bobbi feels that as the HOA president she needs to have a monument of some kind, like Lincoln has the Lincoln Memorial.Hour 3: Steve Bosell files another lawsuit against his wife, this time for letting everyone know he reads Modern Bride...also a listener flashback request of Harvey Weirman babbling and Phil read some e-mail about what a stinking hypocrite he is not buying a hybrid.

Hour 1:Larry Grover is on with Phil to discuss his recent arrest. See what happens when he tells the listeners he tried to have an escort accompany him to a function. Mavis Leonard joins Phil to discuss Tookie Williams. She used to baby-sit him as a child.Hour 2:Bobbie and Steve Dooley were on last night to talk about the wonderful topiary ( a bush carved to look like something) Steve created in their front yard that looks like Bobbie breasts. Bobbi feels that as the HOA president she needs to have a monument of some kind, like Lincoln has the Lincoln Memorial.Hour 3:Steve Bosell files another lawsuit against his wife, this time for letting everyone know he reads Modern Bride... a listener flashback request of Harvey Weirman babbling and Phil reads some e-mail about what a stinking hypocrite he is for not buying a hybrid.