Hour 1: David G Hall says he's gay and is in love with Eric Karros of the L.A. Dodgers, but is just cranking Phil. Hour 2: Ted Bell in studio promoting a new bowling shirt but he can't 'hit the post' with his jingle. Bobbie Dooley calls in and Harvey Wireman visits the studio. Hour 3: Bob Green has started the Spades Social Club where men can tell racist jokes without their wives breaking their balls. Phil closes with Margaret Gray singing a brassy blues number about doing domestic chores ("I'm A Woman") and Anne Murray's "Snowbird" with Freudian slips.

Hour 1: Jeff Dowder is an ex-convict who wants his mom out of her house when he gets home so he can open a halfway house. Operation Yellow Ribbon. Hour 2: Roland Schwinn says that when you don't give a kid a car at age 16 that they end up on the path to criminal behavior. On Jake Helder, eating and pipe bombs [DJB]. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about pipe bombers. RC Collins asks "is pipe bombs all that bad" and debates Harvey Wireman. SECOND HALF. Phil rants about the Catholic scandal and says the church will go bankrupt, talks about the George Lopez Show.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about post 9-11 stuff. SECOND HALF. Harvey Wireman doesn't want the US government to spend Social Security money for the war on terrorists. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Jim Sadler from Americans For Moving Forward wants to eliminate 9-11 negativity -- he says 'Tell it to the hand'. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about post 9-11 news and the anthrax. Hour 3: Phil invites callers to play True Talent or Sack Of Crap, Phil chats with callers, discusses the anthrax incident.

Hour 1: Dean Wheeler is an Italian-American who was offended by the Sopranos and is conducting Living In America seminars and bringing Italian-Americans into rape crisis centers for counseling, as the crime is indeed that bad according to Dean. Phil closes talking about the subject of rape and talks about screening the calls during this episode. Hour 2: Harvey Wireman, attorney, says you can clone any child's DNA so that if a child gets killed you can replace them. The Clone Center will raise the kid until it's ready to join the family. Phil closes talking about going into court for drinking on the beach. Phil was surprised that the beach patrol picked on a middle-aged family guy like him. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Lloyd Bonafide's son got killed in Vietnam, and Lloyd still refers to him as a dumbass. His wife wants to go to Vietnam, and Lloyd doesn't. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-08-07 hour one. Phil chats about Jenna Bush, says the whole family is an alcoholic. Uplifting E-Mail Of The Day. Bud picks a Jaguar car ad then can't find an uplifting e-mail.

RC Collins kicked off the show to say that "just say no to sex" is full of it. Teens NEED sex, because otherwise horomones will force them to have sex with animals. Larry Grover joined us in the second hour. He didn't show up for work because he's too depressed about the GOP Senator switching parties. Harvey Wireman and some other characters called in to sue Phil for making them so fucked up. Phil then went on a rant about the "no nukes" protests of the '70s, classic rock acts doing only new songs live, Newport Beach's noise laws, kids being coddled, Fox Sports show, and his childhood trip to Canada. Bud Dickman wrapped up the show with his Weekly Top 10.

Austin Amarca kicked off the show as the "Ultimate Cowboys Fan." He thinks that the Cowboys are the greatest team ever and losing Aikman won't matter. They'll still be the greatest. The second hour featured RC Collins. RC thinks that video games and violent movies cause the kids to shoot other kids. "Parents need to take control of us because we are out of control." Steve Bosell and Harvey Wireman closed up the show witha  '70s party. They played Twister. Dale Montez pinned Steve down and farted in his face, and he's since been unable to sleep with his wife.

Hour 1: Bob Green says the chicken head that was found in a box of chicken wings will have zero impact, because to walk out on McDonalds would be like slapping your mother in the face. Phil closes talking about a McDonalds visit, and the consistency and convenience. Hour 2: Phil talks about his invented characters & is joined by Margaret Grey, Harvey Wireman & RC Collins... Hour 3: Dave Oliva claims woman need both sides of their brains to store up all the gossip & things to throw back at you during an argument; Pastor William Rennick claims Rosa Parks sat in the front of the bus because she didn’t want to sit next to him being a Dodgers fan; Phil talks about the NFL.

Hour 1: Margaret Gray says Madonna would like to get married standing on Princess Diana's grave, and supports the idea. Phil closes talking about the show, the upcoming Museum of Radio & Television gig. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonafide thinks the TV show M*A*S*H is a discrace. Speaking as a Korean war veteran, Lloyd saw some of the same things when he was fighting in Korea. A guy that dressed in women's clothes like Klinger had his throat slit. There was also a guy that chased women and was drinking like Hawkeye and had his throat slit too. Hour 3: Attorney Harvey Wireman and his client Chris Norton are filing a lawsuit against a woman for disfiguring Chris. The woman, "Rusty Blaze" from a strip club that does a fire breathing act, gave Chris a private showing of the act in the alley behind the building. Her act is using rum to spit fire from her mouth, but during the private showing she burnt Chris' eyebrows. Chris now can't star in a porno movie because his pubic hair also was burned.