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Hour One:Jeff Dowder's "What Would Jesus Do?" This week: What would Jesus do if he had to pay 40 bucks for a tank of gas.....Phil promotes his Dennis Miller appearance.....Phil tells fast lane ass-draggers that in Mexico they'd be shot..... Katie Couric in a feature called "Katie Couric in London listening to the Royal Family Babbling" The Royal Family is repeatedly attacked by surface to surface missiles but they keep talking........Phil suggests the time has come to give Paris Hilton a news show....The Comb-Over Boy Show. Today's topic: How to keep your Korean Boy in a semi-vegetative state while you have your way with him......Hour Two: Margaret Grey talks about her son Jason Jay Delmonico, a boy she and Frank adopted, and now he is in a movie. She's proud because when you adopt a kid, according to Margaret, its like picking a perfectly good bologna sandwich out of a garbage pail......Hour ThreeBud tries to tell Phil there is something hanging out of his nose....Bob Bakian does some stupid shtick while reporting on a new Florida law. David G. Hall shoots Bob's helicopter out of the sky with instructions to Phil not to let news, weather or traffic people do anymore shtick....Phil visits a San Quentin Death Row site and gives his listeners the heads up on who needs a pen pal....Officer Slauson of the US Border Patrol talks about stopping a family of illegal aliens trying to get into the US in a bowl of Wendy's chili...Phil talks about the Brandon Hein case, a kid who got life without parole in the Golden State of California for basically doing nothing more than standing on a guys driveway......Hal and Viola Lavaliere call and talk with Phil while flying to Paris. They see what they think is the Eiffel Tower but its actually an oil platform in Signal Hill, Ca., so apparently they were flying in circles.....
Hour One:Margaret Grey talks about her son Jason Jay Delmonico, a boy she and Frank adopted, and now he is in a movie. She's proud because when you adopt a kid, according to Margaret, its like picking a perfectly good bologna sandwich out of a garbage pail......Hour Two:Rudy Canosa, owner of Je t'aime Lingerie discussed the Minutemen, a citizens group patrolling the border of Mexican looking for illegals. Rudy said that if they kept up that kind of pressure, illegals already in the United States would get upset and we might see more "fingers in bowls of chili."Hour Three:Paul "Tubby" Lane believes the time honored racing tactic of "drafting" can be used on freeways to save gasoline. Smaller cars can draft behind larger "gas pigs." If the car in front slows down, you pull the wheel left or right and slingshot past traffic so fast, you can "put your feet up on the dash and catch some REM sleep."
Hour 1:Raj has a theory that natural born Americans couldn’t pass their own countries citizenship test…but they are very knowledgeable when it comes to fast food.Hour 2:Steve found out that his ancestors owned a business associate who shares the last name “Bosell”. Now Steve wants to sue him for not coming to a “family reunion” BBQ.Hour 3:Margaret Grey is with the Women's Resolution Center. She comes on to explain that domestic violence in this country would decrease if women learned how to take a punch. Women's Resource trainer Jim McDougal joins her and Margaret insists he hit her square on the chin.
Ted Bell kicked off the show to talk about the falling stock market. He's now hiring former dot com howners as busboys and parking attendents, so he can put them in their place. The second hour featured Margaret Grey. She says now that the hispanic population is rising, Margaret can admit that she's hispanic and become the leader of the community. Bob Greene started the third hour to talk about his expertise as a special FX artist. He wants the Earnhardt autopsy photos because he needs fresh inspiration. He used to do FX for "Alice", "Newhart", and "Full House." Phil closed the show with a rant about autopsy photos and 911 calls, specically the right to see and hear them. He also ranted about Pollack and Weight Watchers.

Ep. 170

On the show tonight Dr. Ron Tarner talked about the physical evolution of humans over the next 100,000 years and how we will look. (Hint: Our eyes will be bugged out and our heads will be big) David G. Hall defended Margaret's "lock-out" of "I'm Margaret Grey" as being appropriate even though that phrase is supposed to bring all discussion to an end regardless of where anyone is in a sentence. Larry Grover took grave exception to Obama's NSA gathering phone records even as he admitted Bush did the same thing...Meanwhile, as Larry is talking he's getting hassled by a group of kids in the men's room. "Phil I was afraid I was going to get raped"

Ep. 177

Margaret Grey joins Phil to talk about the antiquated idea of giving women lingerie for Valentine's Day. No more, says Margaret. "We're not cattle" she says as she sings the "Bonanza" theme. From February, 2003.

Ep. 128

Phil discusses vaccines and the possibility of them causing autism with Bobbie Dooley and Margaret Grey who tell Phil they'd rather risk their child dying from whooping cough than growing up staring at ceilings and pointing at anthills saying "mommy." Margaret runs down a set list she is scheduled to do this weekend at the Kangaroo in Fontana with songs that have titles like "The Smell of Love," "My Bowlegged Gal, Sal," and "Gee, Spot, do you need water in your bowl?" The guy who wrote "The Smell of Love," Garrett Beacham, called in but then hung up when Phil and Bud started laughing at the line... "Its the middle of the night but you smell like a pasture at dawn..."

Ep. 178

Phil was back from Drunk History with tales of hangovers and major disapproval from Margaret Grey and General Shaw. Margaret told Phil she throws up in limos all the time but they are not rental limos. Her and Frank have "a driver on-call." Don Berman was angry at Phil for recommending Krispy Kreme stock which took a hit this week on Wall Street. Turns out Phil didn't exactly recommend the stock. It's just that he was 300 pounds at one time and said he liked Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Don took those two things as a "buy" order. Steve Bosell joined the show to recap the Thanksgiving day game he and Bud called, Oakland at Dallas. Steve was openly pulling for Dallas and Bud for the Raiders but it was a fart that Bud cut in the broadcast booth that Steve couldn't let go of, essentially saying it destroyed an already bad broadcast.

Ep. 336

The studio smells, Margaret rips a loud belch, and Phil gets into it with her over her "I'm Margaret Grey" lock-out.

Ep. 353

The show started with a discussion of the Chilean earthquake. Margaret Grey brought on her husband Frank to challenge General Shaw's insolence, but all it did was bond the two men together against her "big bazoo" as Frank calls Margaret's big mouth. General Shaw was also angry at what he saw as Malaysian incompetence. "I wanna go down there and knock their tiny little heads together." Dr. Ron Tarner let it slip that he has remarried and he had a meltdown over the fact he now will not receive spousal support money from his ex-wife... And a bunch of other stuff too... Episode 90 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.
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