Doug Dannger started the show to suggest taht Tina will win survivor tonight. Why? Beacuse his "gayity" sense tells him so. Chris Norton joined in the second hour to discuss the Tom Cruise gay rumors. Chris thinks that they were started by rejected ugly chicks. The same thing happens to him all the time... Phil then went on a rant about Montreal: the most photogenic city in America. Phil wrapped up the show by taking calls from the listeners.

Bob Greene started off the show to discuss the writers strike. He thinks that it's the fault of TV viewers who watch reality shows now. They do that because they are jealous that writers are smarter than they are. Doug Dannger joined the show in the second hour to gloat about his correct Survivor prediction. He demands an apology from Phil. Dave closed the second hour to answer Phil's question: How would you do on Survivor? Dave says that producers feed them McDonalds and it would be touger in an urban area. RC Collins then calls in to say that Dave is full of crap. Brass Villenheuva started the third hour to tell people not to disrespect Cinco De Mayo. "It's my culture and important to me, but I don't know what it's all about." Phil then wrapped up the show by playing, "Keep Phil From Hanging Up on You."

Doug Dannger kicked off the show to say that gay athletes should stay in the closet so they don't cause straight guys to go into slumps because they're worried that gay guys are lookin' at their butts. RC Collins then came on the show to give his pre-Sopranos report. Phil then took calls from listeners for the rest of the hour to talk tabout the Sopranos. Chris Norton started the final hour. He said that you should dress nice because then you can treat a date pretty much anyway you want. Like callin' her a bitch. Bud Dickman wrapped up the show with his Weekly Top 10.

Professor Robert Greene kicked off the show to discuss Pearl Harbor. He thinks if the Japanese had "won better" then the US could have avoided being labeled as racist. Why have the U.S. soldiers fight back? Just let the Japanese soldiers march down Main St. Honolulu. Phil closed the hour with a rant about war movies. Doug Dannger started the second hour with his "what's hot & what's not" segment. He has the gay eye and the gay ear. Austin Amarca came on the show in the third hour to discuss Mother Theresa and her sainthood. Austin thinks she had x-ray vision and could fly. Phil then went on a rant about the Sopranos drinking game.

Colleen Kristin Brewster started the show to discuss her Final Four Tour. She's tired of being seen as just a really cute face and sexy body. She can talk sports and other men's topics, so she's booking a tour for "really cute girls" who want to be more than just a sex object. The second hour had a brief technical glitch (the microphone was temporarily out), so Phil ran tape from March 8, 2001 (Austin AMarca on Troy Aikman). Once the mic got fixed Phil closed the hour with a rant about the recent El Cajon shooting. Doug Dannger wrapped up the show with his demands about his Oscar seating. He says that he needs seats in the first 10 rows so that he can see the actors and judge their sincerity. If not, he'll just start outing Hollywood people.

Christmas Day - "Best Of" on the radio. Hour one: Doug Dannger reviews Meg Ryan (from 10/13/00). Hour two: Ted Bell talks about how the Palestinians are 'blowing it.' (from 10/13/00). Hour three: RC Collins and his vampire cult plus Bud fucks with Phil's rant (10/13/00)