Our show this evening began with Margaret Grey saying that the death of Elizabeth Edwards was sad but that shouldn't stop Democrats from using it to raise money for the 2012 elections. "The...uh....Edwards lady....Elizabeth Edwards, I mean," said Margaret, struggling to remember the womans name "was a martyyr to our battle against reactionary Republicans...." No to be out done in the slime department, Raj Feneen joined Phil to discuss a proposed pay raise for our military. Raj said that basically they don't deserve one because "what wars have they won? You gotta produce and then you get bonused. Frankly the last guys to desrve any kind of raise were the Gulf War guys....

Margaret Grey is promoting a new program which has celebrities call chronically truant kids and encourage them to attend school. Margaret explains that, of course, children in LA and New York are used to being around celebrities, but kids out in "the hinterlands, the sticks" would get a kick out of hearing from Larry the cable guy, Jeff Foxworthy and, yes, even Charlie Sheen. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police will be out and about this weekend with his sub-commanders to take peoples temperature on the Egyptian situation. If people like what's going on (Mubarak resigned) then they get "a tip of the pith helmet and we wish them a very pleasant and productive afternoon." But if they do not like the current situation then Jay says he directs them to "go dark on talk radio and Fox TV." If they say no they won't then Jay says yes they will and lets this retorting go on until the person takes a punch at Jay. "That's the best," says Jay "Because then we slam them to the cement and get their face right down into it so their mouth and nose are squished together."

Our show tonight featured Margaret Grey complaining about flight attendants and pilots makinjg passengers shut their cell phones off just to satisfy "a power trip." Naturally no appearance by Margaret is complete with her complaining about Phil and his "male listeners pushinhg me down on a figurative bed and pinning my arms back..figuratively." The following hour it was Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills very upset that his restaurant got a 3.5 from the Zagat's Survey...lower than Outback Steakhouse. Ted also complained about how his segment was being produced and then admitted his restaurant, while have great food, is filthy.

Tonights show featured Rudy Canoza, Ted Bell, David G. Hall and Margaret Grey butchering the Hank Williams song "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry." Bud said Margaret yodeling partially was correct. It's called a "yode." Phil also almost started crying in the 2nd hour of the show, bitching, yet again, about the radio business and Dar FM. After talking non-stop for 2 hours without any phone calls he tossed in the towel.....

Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills doesn't think people with low incomes should be allowed to win lotterys since all they're going to buy with the winnings are velvet dogs-playing-poker paintings or spend the money on illicit activities like betting on dog-fights... Margaret Grey was boosting a doctor from Arizona who was banned from a number of area McDonalds because she claims to have found unsanitary conditions at the McDonalds "Play Places." Margaret told Phil she herself was in a "ball pit" at a Chuck E. Cheese when she decided to climb out, feeling she was covered in infectious microbes. Walking with her arms out and her legs spread wide, she was approached by a TV producer and offered a part in a movie western because she was walking "bow-legged." With David G. Hall, Lloyd Bonafide, Brad Rivkind, Charlie LeFountain and Dr. Jim Sadler...

Margaret Grey was hosting a "reception for the Chinese ambassador" at her home while she talked with Phil about the Penn State situation. "If anyone did to my son, Jason Jay Delmonico, what happened to those other children, seasoned homicide investigators wouldn't stop throwing up after seeing what I did to the guy." But Margaret did say that "if the perpetrator were 'JoePa' I'd have to take a step back and give it 48 hours to figure out what my next move should be. He is Italian." With Bud, Robert and the callers...

When does a child cheating on an exam become just a means of survival? When child actor Jason Jay Delmonico does it. At least that's what his mother Margaret Grey claimed during our show tonight. Responding to arrests made on Long Island of students cheating on SAT's Margaret claimed that her son Jason cheating was different. "He's an actor. He's got no choice"