Monday, September 9, 2002 Hour 1: Steve Bosell says that 9-11 ruined the many birthdays for people born on that date, and it's Bush's obligation to acknowledge this unfortunate coincidence. Towards the end Steve says it's the day him and his wife have kinky sex and she says "put your World Trade Center up for me!" It's the only thing that makes her happy. Hour 2: Jay Santos goes to parks on 9-11 and reminds people that you don't laugh and play, and he burns the head off a doll to emphasize the grave tragedy of 9-11. Hour 3: Dave Oliva wants a special day where only people from Los Angeles get to visit the Statue of Liberty, and he wants to squirt water at the eyes with a hose to make it shed tears.

Hour 1: Jeff Dowder with Roller Coasters United says roller coasters are a death-defying experience, and only men from 15 to 35 should be allowed on them. Phil closes mentioning the show and restates his comments from Friday about not putting copies of his shows on the Internet. Hour 2: Steve Bosell got a crotch injury doing pretend-WWF wrestling with his son like Stone Cold Steve Austin, and he wants a ruling by Vince McMahon. Phil closes talking about an upcoming King of the Hill voiceover, trying restaurants. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks some more about places he and his family eats, a rant about round-the-world balloons. Phil reads listener e-mail about Chandra Levy, ridiculously expensive movies. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-08-06c CNO. Phil talks about cloning. Says he wasn't able to get callers upset. Talks about his more controversial shows like Bob Green checking for too many supermarket samples and "Pope Is Backed Up", which got the PHS cancelled in one market.

Hour 1: Steve Bosell was at the restroom at Outback Steakhouse and a guy walked in on him and said 'who died in here'. Steve experienced PTSD. Phil closes talking about the fad of foreign names for kids, and how certain names like Ian are cherry-picked. He suggests it's not very American. Hour 2: Coach Vernon Dozier says that kids dying on high school football fields is because of a 'pussy' stamina. Phil closes discussing Sylvia, a self-professed MENSA member, who unwittingly argues with Phil's fake character and plays her in a flashback 2001-08-20 hour one Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Connie Chung's upcoming interview with Gary Condit. Phil promotes the BSP and archives. Phil performs South Of The Border Diary August 13. SECOND HALF. Phil does Larry King opening, Phil talks about news themes, bubonic plague, scary movies. Phil complains he can't get good celebrity guests to visit the studio, but Gary Oldman, Harry Shearer, and others did show.

Skippy and Frank started the show with their 4th of July Special, by sticking an M80 up Skippy's ass. Phil then went on a rant about watching music videos with the sound turned down. Raj Feneen came on in the second hour to say that he used USA flags to wash his car and dry off his dog. He thinks that immigrants should be allowed to do what they want if they pay for it, because they're treated harder. Steve Bosell wrapped up the show to discuss his 4th of July the prior year. Steve saw Platoon and Saving Private Ryan before a fireworks show and it scared him until he crapped his pants. He's trying to get post-traumatic workers comp.

Steve Bosell kicked off the show tonight to tell us that he bought his daughter a puppy and it pissed on him. The neighbor saw and laughed. Steve's suing him, the kennel, his daughter, and the dog! He wants to evict the dog from his house. Clara Bingham joined us in the second hour to say that no mother would risk death to save a child attacked by a shark. They'd call 911, but wouldn't risk orphaning the other kids. Bobbie wrapped up the show. She called to criticize the show because Phil asked for criticism. Phil says "I gotta be me" and played the song by Sammy Davis Jr.

David G. Hall started the show to ask Phil why he wasn't doing schtick about Perry Como dying. Bud then talks about Como's songs. Phil then went into a rant about playing the game Taboo with the kids and having to describe Heffner. The oldest kid describes him as a "pimp", which is different from how Phil's generation saw him. Steve Bosell wrapped up the first hour to talk about his wife's dad visiting from Houston. Steve wants to do business with him, but doesn't know who he roots for in basketball, so he's worried that his father-in-law won't like him if he roots for the wrong team. Bob Green joined us in the second hour as a sports agent. He said that Rodman's 40th B-day bash was busted up by cops. It's racial profiling. Then RC Collins gave his weekly Sopranos Report. Phil then had some comments on the Blake murder. And David G. Hall wrapped up the show to tell Phil that it was the best hour of talk radio that he's ever done.